Jason Statham‘s dating Megan Fox’s (Transformers 3)  replacement.
Yeah, he’s dating  Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.  Uhm, I’m not joking!

Rosie’s 14 years his junior.

Good for him! He must have a  very large  cock!

Oops.

Did I just say that?

The replacement.

Director Michael Bay announced last  week on his website that Megan Fox has officially  been replaced in Transformers 3, with a hot  model!

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley to be precise.

Michael  directed the beautiful  model in an ad  in 2009!

Wait, that was a dumb question. Of course she is!

Heidi Montag has expressed that she’d like to replace Megan Fox in Transformers 3 since the role’s now  vacant. Yea, Megan got booted!

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They should try  and  find some  REAL talent this time around!

Heidi  tweeted the  following:
“Michael Bay…! I love your work! I know what an artistic
genius you are! Cast me in the next Transformers film.”

 Uhm, no comment.

My  sources are  telling me that Megan Fox (who can’t act) will not be reprising her role in the upcoming  Transformers  film. Ha!  Awesome!

Basically, she got fired!

Even though her  reps claim it was her decision to leave.

Yeah, like, I really  believe that one!

That’s what happens when you  INSULT the man who discovered you to the press. Yeah! She  compared  Michael Bay to Hitler a few months ago!

IDIOT.

Sources tell me  that Michael  never wants  to  work with her  again!