Tiger Woods  and David Boreanaz’s  mistress Rachel Uchitel will be
taking  her clothes off  for an upcomin’ issue of  Playboy magazine!

How fantastic!*

Sources say the photographs will  be limited to her backside  & top only.
So, she won’t be showing everyone  her (dirty)  vagina! Uhm. Thank Lord!

* = sarcasm

Like, stomach-pain kind of  hurt!

Golf legend Tiger Woods doesn’t find  animal-rights group PETA too funny right now and he’s not very  happy with their new billboard ad campaign making fun  of his recent  cheating scandal. Uhm,  I love it!

It’s too bad Tiger’s  legal team put a stop  on the ad for now!  

What do y’all think?

Can you believe this?

Yahoo!’s chief executive Carol Bartz  just recently told the media that Tiger Woods‘ scandal  has  brought them  more traffic than MJ’s death!  

Honestly, get over it people,  geez!  

Got to love Jay Leno! His show might not be doin’  huge ratings, but he can still tell  a  really  good joke.  See  what  he  said  about the whole Tiger Woods fiasco below. It’s so sweet, I’m telling people it’s my own joke!

“What’s the difference between Tiger and Santa
Claus?? Santa Claus always  stops after  3 ho’s!”

Didn’t I tell you it was a  good one?

Tiger Woods was in a car  accident outside his Florida home early this morning. Sources say he’s recovering from bad  facial lacerations. He apparently struck a fire hydrant and then drove into a tree. Um, wow!  

No other information has been released!