When will the madness end?

Heidi Montag re-emerged from oblivion recently in Las Vegas, sans Spencer Pratt, thank God. Hah! And her newest ploy to get publicity
is claiming she gained tons of weight, then lost it all. That’s not it!!

Heidi also revealed that she works out 14 hours a day!

Yea, um…

I do not believe her either, don’t worry!!!

Definitely not me!

It was  a stupid publicity stunt, the whole time!

Heidi Montag has officially called off her divorce from Spencer Pratt.
I  never thought they were  not together. It was just  a  BIG sham!! Meh!

Wouldn’t the world be a better place  if they both disappeared?

You know,  vanish.

One thing’s for sure, I’d be less annoyed!

Heidi Montag was spotted stuffing her fug  face with ice cream recently. Girl, slow down there. A cone and a bowl, someone’s got a sweet tooth!

Ha, it’s an obvious publicity stunt!

Then again, when’s it not one  with Heidi?

The media’s reporting she’s depressed and hates herself!

Hmm,  maybe that’s why she’s cramming all those calories  down
her throat. I’m  just  joking, if she is, I  hope she seeks  some  help!

By help…

I don’t mean Spencer!

Not sure what to say about these  two,  other than  they’re  damn  good
self-promoters. They’re  NOT talented; however, they still manage to make us care. Well uh  wait, sorta care.  It’s kind of astounding really!

…or am I giving them too much credit?

Ok, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt  recently hosted an event  at Pure nightclub.  Her face didn’t look too  bad. Might be the extra-makeup!  

Listen to Heidi Montag’s new single “Superficial“. It’s amazin’ and
it’s her best  song to date. I’m totally excited for her debut album!
Really am!!  Oh, I want to thank Spencer for answering my request!
He recently added me on Twitter and I asked him to get his lovely
wife to add me too. They’re  BIG  fans of Gossip Boy! I’m  very  glad!

She  just added  me on Twitter yesterday!

Keep  up the  AWESOME work with your music  Heidi!  

Spencer Pratt knows  amazing gossip when he sees it!

Heidi’s hubby added me on Twitter today. Yeah, it’s his real account!
I’m honestly honored and this way I can keep in touch with them. So,
if you’re reading this Spencer, get Heidi to add me too.  Pretty please!

Add me  on Twitter everyone: gossipboydotca

I think I’ve watched this 20 times now!

Watch Al Roker absolutely  humiliate Speidi during a recent interview he conducted with them.  He clearly can’t stand them.  It’s pure genius! Ha!

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