Hayden Christensen spotted in the same car as Sophie Monk?

OMG! It’s real. (gag)

Hayden, who’s  supposedly  on a break  from Rachel Bilson, was seen getting into the same car as Sophie after  a movie  premiere. Um, ok!

I’m shocked, this is just wrong!

Do you think Hayden’s  messing around with skank-face?

Sure hope not.

…because he’s  technically only on a break right?

Haha, I bet Rachel is none too pleased!

Sophie Monk thinks she can hire the paps to take pics of her  (that do
end up on sites like mine) looking like a complete trash-whore. Meh!

HATE. HER.

Sad  thing, she can, there’s no law against it!

There should be though. It’s enough to make someone go blind. People only post her pictures because she’s ridiculously pathetic.  I’m  over her!  

Well, until I start  missing  her slutty-ass again, of course!

(giggles)

If there was a letter after Z, she’d be that lister!

Calling her a Z-lister now’s  giving her too much credit. Sophie Monk was spotted walking recently and it seems like  she  was itchy. Yucky!

Uh huh, down there.

It looks like all that famewhoring sex you had (to further your career, not that it worked) maybe left you with a few STDs. Get that checked!

I missed her!! Z-lister Sophie Monk was spotted doing what she does
best. Not much! I don’t know how she can afford to hire the photogs!

She hardly works!

Do you think she’s got a  sugar daddy on the side?

I’m sure Sophie Monk feels like a  smelly  steaming pile of  cat poo
sometimes. Uh, she hires the  paparazzi on a weekly basis to stay somewhat relevant and she still can’t land any  decent gigs, haha!

Sophie Monk posing with Santa Clause.

A- “Oh shit! I really  hope my fake tan doesn’t rub off on his beard!”

B- “Maybe if I hold this hug for 2 minutes, I’ll be a role model for kids!”

C- “I seriously thought Santa Clause wasn’t real. Guess I was so  wrong!”

What one do you think she’s thinking? A, B, or C?

Strugglin’ actress Sophie Monk‘s doin’ what  she can  to get noticed.
She was recently spotted frolicking around a beach in the swimsuit
you see on her above. Uh,  I know! She must be  intensely desperate!

Z-list actress Sophie Monk was recently spotted arriving somehwhere. You probably have no idea who the heck  she  is. Let’s keep it that way!