Hayden Christensen spotted in the same car as Sophie Monk?

OMG! It’s real. (gag)

Hayden, who’s supposedly on a break from Rachel Bilson, was seen getting into the same car as Sophie after a movie premiere. Um, ok!

I’m shocked, this is just wrong!

Do you think Hayden’s messing around with skank-face?

Sure hope not.

…because he’s technically only on a break right?

Haha, I bet Rachel is none too pleased!

Sophie Monk thinks she can hire the paps to take pics of her (that do
end up on sites like mine) looking like a complete trash-whore. Meh!

HATE. HER.

Sad thing, she can, there’s no law against it!

There should be though. It’s enough to make someone go blind. People only post her pictures because she’s ridiculously pathetic. I’m over her! 

Well, until I start missing her slutty-ass again, of course!

(giggles)

If there was a letter after Z, she’d be that lister!

Calling her a Z-lister now’s giving her too much credit. Sophie Monk was spotted walking recently and it seems like she was itchy. Yucky!

Uh huh, down there.

It looks like all that famewhoring sex you had (to further your career, not that it worked) maybe left you with a few STDs. Get that checked!

I missed her!! Z-lister Sophie Monk was spotted doing what she does
best. Not much! I don’t know how she can afford to hire the photogs!

She hardly works!

Do you think she’s got a sugar daddy on the side?

I’m sure Sophie Monk feels like a smelly steaming pile of cat poo
sometimes. Uh, she hires the paparazzi on a weekly basis to stay somewhat relevant and she still can’t land any decent gigs, haha!

Sophie Monk posing with Santa Clause.

A- “Oh shit! I really hope my fake tan doesn’t rub off on his beard!”

B- “Maybe if I hold this hug for 2 minutes, I’ll be a role model for kids!”

C- “I seriously thought Santa Clause wasn’t real. Guess I was so wrong!”

What one do you think she’s thinking? A, B, or C?

Strugglin’ actress Sophie Monk’s doin’ what she can to get noticed.
She was recently spotted frolicking around a beach in the swimsuit
you see on her above. Uh, I know! She must be intensely desperate!

Z-list actress Sophie Monk was recently spotted arriving somehwhere. You probably have no idea who the heck she is. Let’s keep it that way! 

Sophie Monk was spotted taking a walk with her dog last week. LOL!
She’s mad at the paps! Now she’s obliged to clean up her dog’s poo!

C’mon girl! Use your bare hands!