But who says a Starfleet officer can’t wear Alexander McQueen pumps?

Snooki arrived at the MTV EMAs last night lookin’ like she was the new member of Star Trek’s Enterprise crew!!! Snooki: Guidette, tanning, and sci-fi nerd extraordinaire!

Anyone shocked?

Probably Kim Kardashian is. She thinks highly of herself!

Haha. According to a pop culture survey conducted by Parade.com and a gossip website run by Yahoo!, she walked away with 29% of the vote, while Charlie Sheen came in second with 27%, and Snooki in third with 21%.

Hmm.

I wonder where Lindsay Lohan placed!

Oh…

Let me check, I have the list.

She placed fourth!!!

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Yes!!!

I know. Our beloved Snooki!

The Jersey Shore star, who has been dating Jionni LaValle for almost a year, has announced that HE’S the man. Snooki said the following —>

“I’m going to marry this guy. He is the one for me and all he needs to do is ask.”

Aww!

We will have to wait and see. Hope it happens for her!

Smartest decision she’s made in her life!

She should stick to munching on pickles and getting drunk in public!

LOL!!!

After her win at WrestleMania XXVII last weekend, Snooki has decided that she’s had enough of wrestling. And plans to NEVER return again!

Here’s what she had to say —>

“I’m done with wrestling. I have too many other things going on right now with Jersey Shore that I gotta concentrate on. I don’t think I’ll ever get into a ring again.”

Never say never, Snookers!

Your fame whoring ways will probably get you back into the ring again someday. I’m sure of it. And if I’m wrong, well, I’ll let ya body slam me.

Deal???

Snooki just tweeted this photo of herself, surrounded by her new book. Snookers should be proud!  A Shore Thing will be out in  2 weeks, holla!!

She also  tweeted  the following  —>

“My book is done! A Shore Thing baby! For all my wonderful fans! January 4th babes! Xoxo”

Will you be getting a copy of  Snooki’s  book?  

How could I not blog this?

Like, hello!

Snooki just put up the photo above as her new  main picture on Twitter. She looks glamorous. I’m likin’ the hair and makeup! Snooki looks hot!

If you didn’t know, I’m on Twitter too: GossipBoyOnline

Uhm. Not  smart!!  One  day  after appearing in court,  Snooki‘s  talking to
various  media outlets  about her time in front of Judge Damian Murray!

Yes, the judge who called her a Lindsay Lohan wannabe!

Again, OUCH.

That would be hard to hear!

She was found  guilty of a misdemeanor charge. She was sentenced to
2  days  of  community service.  And, she’ll have to  pay  a fine. Not bad!!

Right?

Does not matter.  She’s still  not happy with the judge. HA,  that’s right,
she’s mad  at him for  being so  mean to her. She is now  criticizing  him!

Here’s a bit of what  Snookers had to say —>  

“I definitely thought it was harsh. I never drank and drove, I don’t do drugs – I do nothing that Lindsay does, so it was definitely a little overboard.”

Move on hun.

He’s pretty much  allowed to say what  the hell he wants!