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The X Factor’s Simone Battle debuts campy single!

Katy Perry called and she wants her future single back!

Hehe!

The X Factor contestant Simone Battle (mentored by Simon Cowell) may have been eliminated last night, but that didn’t stop her from plugging her own new single [He Likes Boys].

Oh yeah, she told the crowd she would be releasing it after the show. And she did!! I don’t hate it, it’s funny. But I don’t think it is going to catapult her to fame!

So, do you like it? Or is it a HELL NO for you?

X Factor drama! Let’s view the video evidence!

Alright, so the drama is: Cheryl Cole was a judge chosen for the American version of The X Factor, along with Simon Cowell, and
Paula Abdul.

However! After the first round of auditions, Cheryl has been fired and (allegedly) replaced by Nicole Scherzinger who was originally hired as co-host!

Doesn’t something smell ultra-fishy?

Sources are saying that executives at Fox were worried that American audiences wouldn’t be able to understand Cheryl’s Newcastle accent!

Uhm, yea!!!

Cause we can all understand Paula half the time, right?

Haha!

View the LOL-tastic video evidence above!

Who can U understand better?

Simon Cowell turned down what???

Simon Cowell

Crazy! Richard Rushfield’s new book American Idol: The Untold Story is
released today and you will  NEVER ever  believe what  is revealed in it!!!!!

In an  excerpt  from the book…

Richard  writes about  the growing tension between Idol creator Simon
Fuller and the nasty  judge that  everyone loves to hate. Oh yes, haha!!

Ready to be shocked?

Simon Cowell was so against returning to  Idol that he turned down
a $130 million a year deal. Holy f*cking God! That’s lots of money!

He must’ve had quite the beef with Mr. Fuller. Damn!

Not in a million years!

Madonna

Sources are  telling me that American Idol execs are looking
at Madonna to replace Simon Cowell next year.  HAH, funny!

Doubt that’s gonna  happen!

Like, ever.

She doesn’t have the time to commit. She’s a busy woman  with lots
of projects on the go, but she could be a mentor.  She’d be so good!

She’s got many years of experience on her belt! Also,…

I can see her being bluntly honest with all  the contestants. Wait, maybe
that’s why  they want her to replace Simon.  Still, she won’t, the end! HA!

What do you think?

Can you see  the material girl  judging AI?

There’s no way this is happening!

Howard Stern

Rumors are going around that Howard Stern‘s (yeah, you read that right)
set to replace Simon on American Idol. Ok,  I know what you’re thinking!

…HELL NO!

Thank God for the Parents Television Council!

The President of the PTC just released the following:
“With AI’s  enormous popularity with family audiences, I hope that Fox will  dismiss the rumors and announce that it has no intention of adding to the show one of the most profane and sexually-explicit performers of the broadcast medium. Yea!”

Don’t believe everything you hear!

Elton John

There  was some speculation this week that  Elton John may replace Simon Cowell on American Idol.  Well, his rep claims it’s  NOT true!

So, there you go!

Already knew it!

Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell

Despite  rumors that Paula Abdul likely won’t appear on American Idol next season, judge Simon Cowell isn’t  alarmed or concerned  one bit.

Simon recently told Extra the following:
“She’ll be fine. She’ll be on the show. I don’t get a lot of say. I’ve just made it clear that I want Paula on the show for sure.”

She’ll obviously be back!

Simon Cowell’s prediction!

Simon Cowell

American Idol judge Simon Cowell told Oprah Winfrey recently that he thinks Adam Lambert will definitely  win this season of American Idol.

He  told Oprah the following:
“My money is on Lambert because the contestant is
fearless, unique and he’s got unbelievable  swagger.”