Gag.

Really??? Why???

Jesse James has reportedly signed on to write a tell-all book with Gallery Books, an imprint of Simon & Schuster. How wonderful!!!!

Okay, according to many sources, the book, which is currently  titled American Outlaw, will include details about his marriage with Sandra Bullock and his shocking  engagement to famewhore  Kat Von D.

A publication date hasn’t been set yet.

But…

The book is expected to be released sometime this year!

Sandra doesn’t need this. Poor her! Every single day, Jesse gives  me another reason why  I detest him so much. He is  such a douchebag!!

Haven’t seen her in a lil’ while!

Sandra Bullock was photographed earlier today heading back to
her vehicle after attending a meeting. She’s back to work! YAY!!

LOVE HER!

Sandra Bullock was photographed  having a  caffeine break in Austin yesterday after spending Sunday at a New Orleans high school. Ya!!

That’s right.

To unveil the student health center she helped fund!

She is so kind and generous. Even after everything she’s been through,
she still has time  to help  others. She is a true  class act…  so incredible!

Sweet! The divorce between Sandra Bullock and Jesse James has been finalized.  Some people thought she’d give him another chance, nope!

Not happening. Never! It’s done!

The former couple signed  all the papers  last week! GOOD.

That’s right guys!

Not only is she done with Jesse Jerk.

But,…

Sources are  reporting  that Sandra Bullock  intends to appear at the
MTV Movie Awards to  get her Generation Award on June 6th, nice!

I’m happy! Trust me, this will do  Sandra  lots of  good!

Don’t ya agree?

It’s true! I know you guys have known about Sandra Bullock and Jesse James’ split for a while now. I just  didn’t want to  report anythin’ on it!

It was too hard for me…

I’m  quite a  big  Sandra fan and I can’t believe someone would do that to her. She’s so kind-hearted and talented, I  adore her!  Jesse’s pure scum!

Well I hear Sandra’s not sure whether she wants to divorce  Jesse
or not. Yeah!  She’s close to his kids and still wants to see  them!

Hmm,  I hope she makes the right decision.

Good  sources are saying that Jesse lives a double life.  The nice, calm,
devoted father and husband he portrays is nothing but  phony.  FAKER!  

Horrible!

Sources  tell me that Jesse’s really racist and an  alcoholic who’s
sex-addicted. I also heard he may be a white supremacist. Yea!

Simply awful.

What’re your thoughts on all of  this?

Sandra Bullock almost didn’t do The Blind Side.

My sources are tellin’ me that when the role was offered to her she
wasn’t sure if she could do Leigh Anne  justice. Thank God she did!

…or that Oscar would’ve went to Meryl!

Haha, any  thoughts?

“You know, I gained about 15  pounds for my wedding, so I think I’m the only woman who let herself go before the big day. I’ve always done things backwards, never according to the normal route. Why on earth would I want to  start now?”

-Sandra Bullock tells a media outlet.