Gossip blogger Perez Hilton was photographed (above) arriving at TAO Nightclub for his 34th birthday celebration last week looking fantastic and healthy. What an alteration!

Now, do you think Madge paid him to wear that shirt?

LMAO!

I know you’re probably scared right now…

But I had to post the pic of Perez Hilton above from his recent Toddlers & Tiaras photo shoot. Yupp! The one he had to do, or else he’d lose the immense ad campaign the horrid show just launched on his blog, hah!!

Convenient, right?

The photos suck balls. They’re so cheap and unimaginative!

FAIL.

[S&M] is such a  high energy  song and I’m really  glad that RiRi gave it a sassy, feisty, and non-boring video to go with it. It is one of her best!

I like it.

Blogger Perez Hilton makes a random cameo in it too!

Wait until you see her work that banana!

Holy moly!

Only thing, I wish she’d attempt to do more choreo in her videos!

Blogger  Perez Hilton  was photographed at the unveiling of Lady GaGa’s wax figure in Hollywood this past week wearing  that horrid  outfit, ha!!!

I’d really  like (more like love)  to bitch slap his stylist!

If he has one.

“Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglasses, cuz we were born this way bitch!”

-GaGa tells controversial blogger Perez Hilton this past weekend.

Be nice… well, if you  want to!

Perez Hilton‘s been saying for a  long-ass time now  that he would make
a  great judge on American Idol.  Hah!  Watch the video above  to see why!

Dear Lord!

Perez Hilton was seen at  Logo’s 3rd annual NewNowNext Awards
at  The Edison  in Los Angeles wearing a  blue wig yesterday. Yuck!

I think he stole the wig from Katy Perry’s closet.

Yes, actually, I know for a fact that he did. Gotta  love the guy!

Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton was spotted somewhere in Miami recently wearing lots of orange! Hah.. he’s looking  slim though!

What do you think of his flip-flops?

They’re sorta neat, huh?