Who is Kim Richards, you ask?

You saying you don’t watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?

Well…

Kim is one of the housewives and her niece is Paris Hilton!! Meaning that she’s filthy rich. Sadly her behavior has been so erratic over the last 2 seasons it has many viewers and ALL the other housewives to assume that she’s an alcoholic.

Unfortunately, Kim has checked into a rehab facility for alcohol abuse and “other problems”. Ya! Here is hoping she gets the help she needs!

Whoops, I meant to say WITH Paris… Hilton that is!

Paris Hilton and LMFAO partied over the weekend in Las Vegas at Tao Nightclub. Judging by the photographic evidence, they had fun guys!!

I wonder what they talked about!

Hmm???

Anyone sad?

Doubt it. And if you are, um, get a life!

Paris Hilton’s crappy show The World According to Paris has been canceled after only one season. The show which premiered on the Oxygen Network will not be renewed due to awful ratings.

But don’t worry!

She’s not on trial, Paris Hilton will be takin’ the stand to testify against a man who tried to break into her Beverly Hills mansion with a very BIG knife last summer.

The socialite recently shared the following —>

“The detectives came to my house last week to serve a subpoena to let me know we were to take the stand and testify against the intruder.”

Her boyfriend, Cy Waits, will also testify against the obviously unstable man because he held the man at gun point when he discovered the guy trying to break.

The knife-wielding crook could face up to 6 years in prison!

Good.

Hope he gets locked up for a long-ass time!

He’s clearly not all there!

Nicky Hilton was spotted at a  convenience store out in Los Angeles after fillin’ her vehicle up with gasoline.  Ha, I  barely recognized her!  

So au naturel. LOVE.

Her sister Paris should try it someday, for kicks!

“I’m freaking out! I can’t believe I’m going to be 30! But at least I still look like I’m 20!”

-Paris Hilton, on her milestone B-day this month to Closer magazine.

Not fair, I wanna be in Cabo!

It is, for sure,  the place to be during the holidays!

Rubbing it in all our faces, Paris Hilton and Cy Waits  hit up  a beach
in Cabo earlier today. I  hope their drinking  a lot of cocktails, ugh!!!

Lucky f*ckers.

Yes and I’m somehow not taken aback.

Paris Hilton  tweeted a  photo of her new purse about a month ago which
appears to be the same purse she  had when she was  arrested last week!

She claimed it wasn’t hers and that her friend borrowed it to her!

Like, how dumb can she be?

Obviously, lots!

Also…

There are other pics of Paris with the purse before the arrest!

What do you think readers? Is Paris in denial?