Megan Fox having fun in  Hawaii recently.  

A- “OMG! Is that Michael Bay? Oh, it’s  just some  chick with bad hair!”

B- “Does anyone notice  that I’m sucking in my stomach to look sexier?”

C- “I don’t need Transformers. I’m hot! …fuck, I do need Transformers!”

What one do you think she’s thinking? A, B, or C?

Wait, that was a dumb question. Of course she is!

Heidi Montag has expressed that she’d like to replace Megan Fox in Transformers 3 since the role’s now  vacant. Yea, Megan got booted!

(see next post)

They should try  and  find some  REAL talent this time around!

Heidi  tweeted the  following:
“Michael Bay…! I love your work! I know what an artistic
genius you are! Cast me in the next Transformers film.”

 Uhm, no comment.

My  sources are  telling me that Megan Fox (who can’t act) will not be reprising her role in the upcoming  Transformers  film. Ha!  Awesome!

Basically, she got fired!

Even though her  reps claim it was her decision to leave.

Yeah, like, I really  believe that one!

That’s what happens when you  INSULT the man who discovered you to the press. Yeah! She  compared  Michael Bay to Hitler a few months ago!

IDIOT.

Sources tell me  that Michael  never wants  to  work with her  again!    

Brian Austin  Green and Megan Fox were photographed holding hands
recently. Wish she’d just dump him already. Brian’s such  a has-been!

Then again, she’s soon to be one too.

You know, maybe after all, they’re a  perfect match!

This is so juicy! Listen up guys, sources are telling me that
Megan Fox may  be killed off in the next Transformers film!

Extremely sad right?

Uhm, actually.  She deserves it! Talkin’ smack about the director  who practically  made you, uh  famous is  stupid.  Megan should’ve thought twice when she publicly compared Michael Bay to Hitler.  Sources say she may even be knocked off within the first 15 minutes of the flick!

Well, there’s always room for another “IT” girl!

An insider revealed the following:
“Michael’s pretty much discovered Megan and now he’s  really quietly lookin’ for her replacement. He hasn’t decided if he’s gonna  kill her off in the next film, but he wants to be ready.”

Ha!  I say, kill her!

Here’s a pic of Megan Fox in the  next issue of Rolling Stone magazine. It’s actually nice to see her smile. She looks less, uh,  evil. I’m serious!

Alright guys! Here’s the official poster for Megan Fox’s upcoming film Jennifer’s Body. I’ll probably go see it.  I love Diablo Cody’s writing!  Ha!

Will you go see it?