Uh, don’t ask me why.

Sources are tellin’ me that  Mariah Carey  and  Nick Cannon  are
planning to wed again on April 30th, their 2 year anniversary!

Again, please don’t ask me why!

This would be their 3rd wedding since they originally tied the knot and they’re planning to walk down the aisle  evey single  year, how adorable!

Wait a second while I go puke down my toilet!

Like, who honestly  didn’t see that one  coming?

Mariah Carey will  NOT be releasing her not-so anticipated remix album Angels Advocate. Her manager recently told the  media that  Mimi would rather put all her energy on a new Christmas or studio album. Uh great!

I think…

…she should take a  lil’  break from music!

Yupp, I mean, every single has flopped so far, people are bored. She should take  some time  to get re-inspired then release a new  album!  

After  200 million pushbacks (no.. not literally you idiot), Mariah’s remix
album Angel’s Advocate will not receive a wide retail release, but it’ll  be
released as an exclusive to retailer Target and iTunes next month. Cool!

Are you interested in the album?

…or should Mariah just take a lengthy break, LOL!

How tragic!

Ok so! Mariah’s latest Angels Advocate Tour isn’t doing as  well as predicted.  She only filled up 75% of the Fox Theatre in Atlanta last week and ticket sales still aren’t looking really  good. So so  sucky!

Why do you think people aren’t going?

K, you heard me! Diva  Mariah Carey’s reportedly  going on a U.S. tour to support her  latest gem of an album. The tour’s scheduled to take place in the first quarter of 2010. That’s pretty  soon guys!  The tour’s  current working title  is  The Angels Cry Tour  and the very-first  show will  reside at New York’s Madison Square Garden on New Year’s Eve. So, uhm, yea!

Do you think tickets will actually  sell?

WARNING, IT’S ACTUALLY  NOT!

Um, ok! Mariah Carey released this piece of crap of a video  for her
ballad “I  Want To  Know What Love Is“. I mean, it’s  way too cheesy!

Any thoughts?

“We’re talking about Mariah Carey here. Of course she
loves to hear herself.  She’s not ashamed of it either!”

–Nick Cannon, on listening to his wife’s music at home.

Here’s two stills from Mariah Carey’s music video for “H.A.T.E.U.” that’s supposed to be released soon. The vid was shot  on Malibu
Beach in Los Angeles, California.  Uhm, it looks like a snoozefest!

Thoughts???