Sarah Jessica Parker arrived on the red carpet in Sydney, Australia for the premiere of her movie I Don’t Know How She Does It looking like THAT!

I do not even have words to describe it.

Actually I have one: LOATHE! I feel the same way about this dress how Madonna feels about hydrangeas. And that sure is saying a lot. HAHA!

Yes, you read correctly.

Queen Kylie Minogue has been narrating my life lately!

It kinda baffles me that she’s not more famous in North America. It’s a travesty! Madonna, GaGa, even Britney do not have ANYTHING on Kylie!

Ya, I said it!!

Now…

I want you readers to make your lives better and listen to 3 hits from Kylie’s last couple of albums. the videos are insane when it comes to the fashion, cinematography, and concept!!! Especially [Get Outta My Way], my personal fav.

In my eyes, without hesitation, Kylie is Queen!

Congratulations to film director Guy Richie and his model girlfriend, Jacqui Ainsley, who are now the proud parents of a little baby boy!!!!

This is the couple’s first child!

But…

It’s the ex Mr. Madonna’s  third overall.

Happy days of changing diapers are ahead for the couple, ha!

Oh my!

Madonna made it clear while promoting her latest project at the Venice Film Festival recently that she absolutely hates hydrangeas. After a fan handed her a big one, she definitely did not make an effort to hide her distaste for it as he walked away.

Thank God for live mics!!

Poor fan though.

I think this behavior is a lil’ much. But meh, I still heart her!

You’re not going blind!

Madonna has spilled some info on what’s to come with her music. Yes you heard me!!! While promoting her big screen directorial debut, W.E.,
in Venice, she announced that her upcoming album’s lead single is on its merry way! Soon!

Here’s what Madge had to say —>

“I’m not sure, but the first single will be released in February or March.”

Eek.

That’s not too far away, when you think about it!!

And I do not quite know what I think!

Lady GaGa has released the video for her hit song [The Edge Of Glory] and if I could sum it up on one word: simple. Maybe a lil’ too simple!!

Sure, maybe it is an homage to 80′s music videos, as it seems to be a mixture of Michael Jackson and Madonna, but I feel there’s something missing.

Still…

GaGa looks and sounds nice and there’s even a FAB solo by legendary saxophonist Clarence Clemons (who unexpectedly died from a stroke this past weekend. Rest in peace Clarence!).

But what do you think?

Do you think it’s missin’ the spark of her other videos?

Do you think it’s way too normal for her?

That’s right, bow down!

Ha.

I had the pleasure of seeing Kylie Minogue’s Aphrodite: Les Folies Tour in Sydney recently. In the third row (I am still pinching myself so hard).

Don’t care how bold this statement is…

Kylie kicked Madonna’s ass, Lady GaGa’s ass, and my beloved Britney Spears’ Southern ass! She was unbelievable! Not joking, top-notch!!!!

The Greek mythology-themed concert extravaganza cost $25 million, and it shows! With fountains, a splash zone, huge set pieces, and the most amazing costumes designed by Dolce & Gabbana.

This show has set a new standard for touring!!!

It truly has.

But what sets Kylie above all the rest is her voice and stage presence. She did not use one ounce of backing. And sang 100% live!! She even sounded like her albums. It’s a shame that Kylie’s more of a cult star
in North America, yea!! She deserves to be much more widely known!

If you have a chance to see Kylie’s new tour, you MUST!

It is a night I will never forget!

Sensational!!!

Brit Brit has covered Madonna’s [Burning Up] and I can confirm that she’ll be performing the tune on her upcoming Femme Fatale Tour.

She’s paying tribute to the Queen of Pop! I approve!