Let’s hope she got her teeth whitened before her Playboy shoot.

Lindsay Lohan tweeted a pic of her newly whitened smile. Hmm, I still think she looks like sh*t a shell of her former self. It’s nice to see her smiling though!

Notice the cigs and canned beverage in the background?

Wonder what it is.

Okay, she needs the money, I get it!

But does anyone really want to see Lindsay Lohan naked?

Maybe in 2004.

Lindsay will reportedly be paid nearly $1 million for her shoot.

What do you think?

Wow, I’m going to try not to laugh!

“Lindsay is widely acknowledged as one of the most stunning actresses of her day, and we get requests every week wanting to do photo shoots with her from top photographers. She’s been on the cover of Vanity Fair and the top beauty and fashion magazines. She’s a beautiful and glamorous actress. With everything going on – from deteriorating public education to rampant homelessness to international unrest – there is no way I’m going to comment on Lindsay’s teeth.”

-Linday Lohan’s publicist, on the hype surrounding her decaying teeth.

If ya couldn’t tell, the headline was completely sarcastic!

Another day, another lawsuit for Lindsay Lohan. Ok! This time, a limo company is filin’ a lawsuit claiming the mess known as Lindsay owes more then $100,000 in unpaid bills for their services.

I have stopped feeling bad for this girl!

She doesn’t take any responsibility for her actions and needs a dose of reality. I have met doormats with more common sense!! I wonder if she will go back to jail.

Is anyone placing bets yet?

Anyone shocked?

Probably Kim Kardashian is. She thinks highly of herself!

Haha. According to a pop culture survey conducted by Parade.com and a gossip website run by Yahoo!, she walked away with 29% of the vote, while Charlie Sheen came in second with 27%, and Snooki in third with 21%.

Hmm.

I wonder where Lindsay Lohan placed!

Oh…

Let me check, I have the list.

She placed fourth!!!

She’s not even a hot mess, just a mess. But that was to be expected, being Lindsay’s lil’ sis. Ali Lohan debuted her new new face recently and (for a second) I thought it was a different person.

What happened to her face?

Ali’s only 17 years old! She looks disgusting! Dina and Michael Lohan should be ashamed (more then they already should be), this is wrong!

Citizens of the world beware! Lindsay Lohan‘s house arrest just finished
two days ago. I wonder what will be her first order of business. Hahah!!!

Down a couple shots?

Snort some blow? Steal something?

Maybe she will get out and turn her life around – FINALLY!

Or add a fifth mugshot to her collection???

What do you guys think?

Sources are  saying that Lindsay Lohan  will be staying in rehab longer, despite being legally allowed to leave now.  Yea!! I’m a little surprised!

But, good for her.

For realizing  that she’s not quite ready to leave yet!

She  may stay until the weekend in order to seek more treatment or she might stay for another 2-3 weeks.  Hope  2011′s the year  she recovers!!

Thoughts???

UPDATE:

Guess  she decided  she’s  ready.

I hope she doesn’t wind up back there anytime soon!

2ND UPDATE:

Glad that Linds is  taking everything so seriously!

So  proud of  her.