Okay, don’t panic.

Even though Miley Cyrus was rushed to the hospital, it was only to get stitches after slicing her finger while cooking. I guess someone forgot to tell her that you don’t stick your hand in a blender.

Ha! During the traumatic incident in the emergency room, her mother, grandmother, and boytoy Liam were apparently maintaining a bedside vigil… along with her sizeable entourage, of course.

I’m hearing she was peeved by all the paparazzi. Despite her frustration,
she didn’t give the photogs the finger (the hospital let her keep it, LOL).

Groan.

Thank you, Australia!

Meet the Hemsworth brothers.

Luke (32) appeared in the successful Australian soap, Neighbours.

Chris (28) has appeared in the title role in Thor and the upcoming films,
The Avengers and Thor 2. He was also in the Australian soap, Home and
Away.

Liam (22) is starring in the wildly successful film, The Hunger Games.

These Aussie imports are makin’ an impression around the world, in the
tradition of other celeb brothers like the Carradines and the Baldwins!!!!!

Now the big question… who’s your favourite?

You certainly don’t hear much about these two lovebirds!

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth arrived together on the red carpet for The People’s Choice Awards. Although, truthfully he looks rather bored. Perhaps it was because he was at that joke of an awards show.

Both look great though! Especially Miley, what a cute dress!

Miley Cyrus and her on-again off-again boyfriend Liam Hemsworth were spotted havin’ lunch on Church Street in Melbourne with mom
and a friend.

Hope they all had fun!

Guess this means they’re back together again?

Now that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are on a break, rumors are goin’ around that she’s  now seeing  Kings of Leon’s Jared Followill. Ya!

Guess what though?

The rumors are completely false! Not true!

Sources close to Miley  are saying that  the Disney star is  just  friends with Jared  and that Miley’s enjoying her alone time right now. Good!

The last thing she needs  at the moment  is another FLING!

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were  spotted walking hand in hand  the other day. Yes!  They’re still together and goin’ strong!

For now that is.

Anyway, gotta tell you about something irritating!

I’ve been  receiving  long anonymous  emails from someone who’s
totally upset with Miley and Liam’s relationship. I’m  not kidding!

I’m talking about  20 page emails!

This person believes that they shouldn’t be together because
of their big  age difference. Ha, um, they’re off by three years!

Yeah.

This person feels it’s wrong for Liam to date a girl who’s not the age
of consent when he’s 20. Oh please! Doesn’t mean he is f*cking her!

Boo hoo! Cry me a river and stop sending me emails!

THEY ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF ME!

Okay, there. That felt, like, so  good. Almost therapeutic really!

Photogs caught up with Miley Cyrus and her mantoy Liam Hemsworth earlier this week at LAX. That’s where I noticed letters in  her right ear!

Click HERE to get a closer look. It says “LOVE”.

And it’s tattooed there!

You think things are getting more  serious  between her and  Liam?

…but they look so darn adorable together!

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were  all smiles as they hit up the red carpet for their new  film  The Last Song  today  in Hollywood. Aww, cute!

*cough*

No, just kidding! Really…

Miley looked  gorgeous in a single-shouldered black dress showing
off her  sexy curves, while Liam looked  very  handsome in his outfit!

What do you think?