Kristin Cavallari was photographed with a  BIG-ass smile on her face recently while shopping for some  shitty clothes. Haha!!  She seemed
so shocked someone in the store  even  noticed her. Too funny, LOL!

My honest  advice to Kristin:
Stop  wasting your money on paparazzi hun. No one cares!

…except for that one person in the store!

Oh honey, relax that f*ckin’ face of yours!

Kristin Cavallari (you probably forget who she is) was spotted shopping for pumps recently. You  swear she won the lottery or something. Haha! Maybe she’s just  happy her pay-by-day paparazzo showed up. Uh,  yea!

Gotta stay relevant somehow!

Geez, girl!

Haven’t seen your face in a long  while. Guess that’s cause I don’t really
look for it either. Kristin Cavallari was  photographed  goin’ out  recently.
Kristin  didn’t look that great. She might still be depressed over the fact that her stay on The Hills‘ most likely  limited. Everyone hates her guts!

Kristin Cavallari was recently photographed getting a pedicure.
The look on her face  IS  priceless.  Kristin’s basically thinking…

What the f*ck’s taking you so  long?

Kristin Cavallari needs to seriously stop hiring the paparazzi when she brings  her lazy-ass to the beach. I mean, no one cares!  It’s gettin’ old!

She’s no Lauren Conrad!

It’s bad enough Whitney Port  thinks she’s an A-lister.

Kristin Cavallari was photographed playin’ a game of tennis on a beach somewhere. This photo’s most  definitely staged. She probably doesn’t even  know what to do with the friggin’ racket. Ha!  What do you think?

Kristin Cavallari was photographed on some balcony eagerly blowing kisses to  the paparazzi below. The Hills star just secured a deal with MTV to remain on the show for  two more  seasons. I’m  NOT kidding!

How about you kiss my ass Kristin?

Wait!  You totally would if the money was right!

Guess what y’all?

MTV has decided to  keep Kristin Cavallari for another  two seasons on The Hills.  LMAO! I think I just puked in my mouth and swallowed it. I can’t believe this show’s still on! It’s the same crap on every episode!

Remember when all she did was talk shit about the show?

How convenient that she doesn’t anymore!