Wow!

Does Charlize Theron ever make a good villainess!

The teaser for Snow White & the Huntsman has been released. Didn’t know really what to expect from the synopsis, but this looks insane! Definitely one of my most anticipated films of 2012.

Oh, and Kristen Stewart stays silent during the whole trailer! YAY!

My reaction is, what the hell?

My question is, why?

Ya, the franchise is popular (still bafflin’ to me) and the stars are household names, but do they really deserve to be immortalized outside the Grauman’s Chinese Theatre for all eternity?

Well, I don’t think so. Nobody’s going to care about Twilight in 5 years. Uhm, it is no Harry Potter!! But it happened Thursday afternoon. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner dipped their hands in wet cement where the prints will remain till the end of time (prolly 2012).

Now when going on a tour of the stars down Hollywood Boulvard, you can check out the Twlight cast among Judy Garland and Frank Sinatra!

BARF.

It’s rather boring, don’t ya think?

The 1st teaser poster for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 has been released and it’s eliciting yawns from me. I know… it’s a teaser!

But still!!!

This looks like a stock photo from National Geographic with the film’s logo slapped on via photoshop. I’m holding onto hope though, I think!

The movie’s set to be directed by Oscar-winner Bill Condon.

Alright, how much should we bet that millions of fans everywhere are screeching with happiness, despite no presence of R-Patz or K-Stew?

So, what do U think?

Does this poster excite you or bore you?

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn gets a special double cover for the upcoming issue of Entertainment Weekly magazine. So, do you like??

I DO!!!

Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and heartthrob Taylor Lautner ALL look like they’re completely in character. They’re true professionals!

If anything, for Taylor’s  shirtlessness.

Don’t care much  about anything else, kidding! It looks like Eclipse
may be a decent film. I’m still probably not going to  see it though!

Might be a bit better than the crap that was the 1st two films!

Any thoughts?

…well, after you wipe all  that drool off your chin!

OK! magazine still thinks we’re all idiots!

Their newest cover features Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson again with another made-up and fabricated story.  Geez, I’m  getting irritated!

LMAO!

According to OK! magazine’s new issue, actor  Robert Pattinson
told Oprah that  his co-star Kristen Stewart‘s pregnant, ha sure!

Sources are telling me that Oprah asked them if they were a real couple and the  pair responded  by concoctin’ a wild story about their love, hah!

Dating or not, they’re havin’ fun with all the rumors.

That’s the right  way to handle it!

Rob said that Kristen was pregnant and she responded by saying
that he was carrying the baby. I mean,  it was clearly a huge  joke!

Uh yea,  nice job OK! for twisting the story.  Try getting all  your facts
straight next time  for your  loyal  readers. Thank God for Gossip Boy!

There will be some big guests on The Oprah Winfrey Show May 13th readers. Yeah, Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart, and Robert Pattinson!

Oh, Dakota Fanning too, but who cares!

LOL.

They all stopped by to help promote the upcomin’ Twilight flick  Eclipse.
OK!! Oprah’s no idiot guys, she knows they’ll bring in  good-ass ratings!

Haha, will you be  tuning in?