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Kim wants to be mayor!

Citizens of Glendale, California beware: Kim Kardashian wants to run for
mayor of your city. More accurately, she’s apparently considering a seat
on city council.

Ok Kim, just what are your credentials and experience?? Doubtless, this bid will attract a ton of media attention, but is that a good thing or bad thing?

Apparently, current city councilmen have been bending over backwards in an attempt to attract her to the city. Um, I have no clue why though!!

Sure, the city has a strong Armenian heritage, but she’d need to appeal to a much larger, diverse group of people if she has a hope of winning!

I think that the reality star needs a reality check!

Kris Humphries doesn’t care about Kim and Kanye!

It looks like Kris Humphries is so over the girl.

With his 72 day mistake marriage to Kim Kardashian about to be officially over, Kim has moved on (and on) with Kanye West. Ha!! Luckily, Kris has put it all in the past and isn’t bothered at all.

Actually…

If I was him, I’d be kinda relieved at the narrow escape!

Time to keep the publicity profits and pick yourself someone new!

Kim Kardashian is now a giant!

Well, not really, but she sure looks like one!

Kim Kardashian was spotted in LA wearing a pair of pants that not only flaunted her ahem, ass-ets, but also made her look sky high tall.

But pictures can be deceiving (shocking, I know) and the reality star is actually just over 5 feet tall. I could say something flattering about her outfit, but I hate it – did Kris Jenner pick it out?

 

Kim Kardashian gets another acting gig!

No no, it is not another season of a Kardashian show (although more seasons of trash is inevitable at this point). Kim Kardashian has been announced as a guest star on the new Tim Allen shitcom sitcom Last Man Standing playing – herself.

How inspired. I have no other comment!

Kim Kardashian nets $600,000 just for showing up! FML!

Holy crap!

Kim Kardashian will be given a whopping $600,000 for hosting a New Year’s Eve party in Las Vegas.

What can anyone possibly do to earn that much and how do I get a job like that?

Considering that the average person in North America earns $50,000 per year. Kim will be getting the equivalent of 12 years’ salary for just a few hours work. Nice job if you can get it!

Do you really get what you pay for?

Kardashians called talentless!

FAB celebrity interviewer Baba Wawa Barbara Walters took a dig at the Kardashian family on this year’s Barbara Walters’ 10 Most Fascinating People, telling them that they “don’t have any talent”.

Ok, was it a dig or was it just honest reporting?

Zing!

Barbara stated —>

“You don’t really act; you don’t sing; you don’t dance. You don’t have any – forgive me – any talent!”

To be honest, it seems like Barbara believes the Kardashian clan are about as entertaining as watching paint dry, ha!! Maybe I am wrong!

Do you think they’re making a mockery of those with true talent?

Weigh in, people. I really want to know!

Daniel Craig speaks his mind!

“Look at the Kardashians, they’re worth millions. I don’t think they were that badly off to begin with, but now look at them. You see that and you think, ‘What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a fucking idiot on television and then you’ll pay me millions?’ I’m not judging it. Well, I am obviously.”

-Actor Daniel Craig, on what he thinks of the Kardashian Klan.

Kris Humphries’ dad asserts that he was sucker-punched with divorce!

Sure.

Poor Kris Humphries! Ugh!

How was it that everyone else in the world wasn’t then?

Besides the ultra-short length of the marriage, it was not much of shocker for me. It obviously was for his family though. Kris’ papa recently spoke out about his son’s divorce, saying —>

“There was never a discussion about it, it just came out of nowhere and blindsided Kris. How could someone do that? Kris was completely surprised. The news was already published before he found out! He’s hurting, but we’re here for him. It’s nice that he’s here [in Minnesota] with family during this time. It’s not a nice situation. No matter how you look at it, he’s going through a divorce.”

Enough with this already.

I’m certain they both knew the split was inevitable!