Well, not really, but she sure looks like one!

Kim Kardashian was spotted in LA wearing a pair of pants that not only flaunted her ahem, ass-ets, but also made her look sky high tall.

But pictures can be deceiving (shocking, I know) and the reality star is actually just over 5 feet tall. I could say something flattering about her outfit, but I hate it – did Kris Jenner pick it out?

No no, it is not another season of a Kardashian show (although more seasons of trash is inevitable at this point). Kim Kardashian has been announced as a guest star on the new Tim Allen shitcom sitcom Last Man Standing playing – herself.

How inspired. I have no other comment!

Holy crap!

Kim Kardashian will be given a whopping $600,000 for hosting a New Year’s Eve party in Las Vegas.

What can anyone possibly do to earn that much and how do I get a job like that?

Considering that the average person in North America earns $50,000 per year. Kim will be getting the equivalent of 12 years’ salary for just a few hours work. Nice job if you can get it!

Do you really get what you pay for?

FAB celebrity interviewer Baba Wawa Barbara Walters took a dig at the Kardashian family on this year’s Barbara Walters’ 10 Most Fascinating People, telling them that they “don’t have any talent”.

Ok, was it a dig or was it just honest reporting?

Zing!

Barbara stated —>

“You don’t really act; you don’t sing; you don’t dance. You don’t have any – forgive me – any talent!”

To be honest, it seems like Barbara believes the Kardashian clan are about as entertaining as watching paint dry, ha!! Maybe I am wrong!

Do you think they’re making a mockery of those with true talent?

Weigh in, people. I really want to know!

“Look at the Kardashians, they’re worth millions. I don’t think they were that badly off to begin with, but now look at them. You see that and you think, ‘What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a fucking idiot on television and then you’ll pay me millions?’ I’m not judging it. Well, I am obviously.”

-Actor Daniel Craig, on what he thinks of the Kardashian Klan.

Sure.

Poor Kris Humphries! Ugh!

How was it that everyone else in the world wasn’t then?

Besides the ultra-short length of the marriage, it was not much of shocker for me. It obviously was for his family though. Kris’ papa recently spoke out about his son’s divorce, saying —>

“There was never a discussion about it, it just came out of nowhere and blindsided Kris. How could someone do that? Kris was completely surprised. The news was already published before he found out! He’s hurting, but we’re here for him. It’s nice that he’s here [in Minnesota] with family during this time. It’s not a nice situation. No matter how you look at it, he’s going through a divorce.”

Enough with this already.

I’m certain they both knew the split was inevitable!

None of it. According to Kim Kardashian, she will not be shooting any more footage for Keeping Up with the Kardashians until the beginning of 2012.

Why, you ask?

Cause the divorce has been an arduous process for her and she refuses to exploit it for a buck. Haha!! I am not shitting you, it’s never stopped her before! I’m skeptical when it comes to Kim!

I think it’s commendable that she doesn’t want her divorce filmed!

But is that just something she’s saying now?

You know, to look better?

With all the stories and information about Kim Kardashian getting divorced this week, do you all think it was all for show and cash?

Kim seems to be mocking the sanctity of marriage, in my opinion. I don’t expect much from her, I think she’s a talentless hack, but I at least expected her marriage to last past six months!

What do you think?