Hey, whatever!

It’s better than being behind bars!

Snooki went to court this morning (surprisingly sober)  and received, ha,
her  not-so-large  punishment for being publicly  drunk  two months ago!

You recall?

The judge sentenced her to  2 long  days of community service, on top
of paying 533 dollars. I am  positive that  she’ll be able to pay her fine!

Anyway.

Snooki  really only has one more day of community service to complete since she volunteered at  a zoo in New  Jersey  3  days ago. She is  lucky!!!

The judge counted that as a day of community service!

That being said…

Judge Damian Murray  wasn’t  TOO nice.

He called her rude and self-indulgent. He called her a Lindsay Lohan
wannabe also. Now, that’s pretty damn  harsh.  Like wow,  ouch, haha!

Do you  think the judge was being a lil’ too mean to Snookers?

Snooki has dumped  famewhore Jeff Miranda just  2 days after he  made
a marriage proposal  on the cover of  Steppin’ Out magazine.  STUPID!!!!

The guy’s an idiot.

Actually, I’m being polite. He’s a douchebag!

Snooki took to her Twitter page to clear things up —>

“Just want to set the record straight. I’m single and I’m not going to get married!”

Good.

Now go  try and find a decent boy!

One who’s not primarily interested in  furthering his own agenda!

Canadians can’t get enough of  MTV’s Jersey Shore!

It is on the heels of The Hills as best-ever performing reality show on Canadian TV, bringin’ in 486, 000 viewers for last week’s episode. Ya!

Orange tans, tantrums, and six-packs.

What’s not to love?

The show’s  dominating right now. The cast  must be very proud!

If anything…

I’m positive that  MTV’s happy!

Looks like she learned from her mistake!

Jersey Shore‘s Snooki opened up recently  about her public intoxication arrest and  the reality star  told the  press that she’s done  with jail, yeah!

Here’s a bit of  what  the Snookster  had to say —>

“I don’t know why people are taking it so seriously.
I had a couple cocktails and they just put me in a drunk tank to sober me up. I was on the beach. It happens to the best of us, and I’m not planning on going back to jail ever again. I’m too pretty to be in jail. I’m a good person. I will never go back there. You can’t even contain me. When I was in there, I was like, ‘Can I come out? I can’t breathe!’ Not a fun place. I will never go back.”

It seems like it was a major wake-up call for her!

What do you think?

Check out Snooki‘s mugshot that was taken the other day when she was arrested for disorderly conduct in Seaside Heights, NJ. Bad girl!!

She was arrested  while filming scenes for Jersey Shore!

Jersey Shore‘s Snooki was seen at some  event  a  couple days ago
in New York City. The Snookster looked  so glamorous! Love  her!

She NEVER disappoints me!

Never, ever.

Pauly D  (yea, from MTV’s  Jersey Shore)  celebrated his birthday over the
weekend at The Palms Pool in Las  Vegas with  many of his closest pals!

Looks  like he had a  fun time.

Um, please remind me  NOT to have cake on my birthday!

LOL!

Ronnie, The Situation, and Vinny are on the cover of the Village Voice’s annual Queer Issue. Yes, um, with their wonderfully  photoshopped abs!

Well, except for Ronnie, no one cares about him!

I know sad, but I’m  dead on target!

My sources are  revealin’ that the trio had  no clue  what they were posing
for and didn’t even bother to  ask. So what,  they’re all  huge  famewhores!

It wouldn’t matter if they posed for Modern Bride magazine!