Oh Lord!!! Pauly D has partnered with Devoted Creations Inc. to launch an exclusive line of tanning lotions and sunless products to be sold in high-end professional salons worldwide!

And it’s all coming fairly soon.

Hope for his sake that it’s a complete FAILURE success!

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Yes!!!

I know. Our beloved Snooki!

The Jersey Shore star, who has been dating Jionni LaValle for almost a year, has announced that HE’S the man. Snooki said the following —>

“I’m going to marry this guy. He is the one for me and all he needs to do is ask.”

Aww!

We will have to wait and see. Hope it happens for her!

Smartest decision she’s made in her life!

She should stick to munching on pickles and getting drunk in public!

LOL!!!

After her win at WrestleMania XXVII last weekend, Snooki has decided that she’s had enough of wrestling. And plans to NEVER return again!

Here’s what she had to say —>

“I’m done with wrestling. I have too many other things going on right now with Jersey Shore that I gotta concentrate on. I don’t think I’ll ever get into a ring again.”

Never say never, Snookers!

Your fame whoring ways will probably get you back into the ring again someday. I’m sure of it. And if I’m wrong, well, I’ll let ya body slam me.

Deal???

Former Jersey Shore reject  cast member Angelina Pivarnick has, sadly, announced that  she is planning on  releasing another  shiteous  single!!

The tune’s  called  [Going  Out Tonight]!

She obviously didn’t the read the post I did about her 1st single.  LOL. Anyway, Angelina’s promising that it’s a  really good club song, yupp!

Laughable, huh?  

Here’s what the  delusional reality star  had to say  —>

“To be honest with you, it’s really good. This song is definitely something you can hear in the club. And it’s me singing, not just rapping. As a matter of fact, I’m singing in it all the way. I’m not even rapping in it all.”

Singing, rapping, doesn’t matter. You suck!

Ugh!!!  

She doesn’t seem to  think so. She  wants to release an album too!

SOMEONE HELP US.

Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro have split up for  the zillionth time. And according to a good  source,  it’s official!!

Believe me.

Yes, they have been  on-and-off for the past few months!

But now, they’re 110% over!

Garbage!

I posted for you above the sneak peek to Angelina Pivarnick’s single
[I Suck] [I'm Hot]. FML!  It’s one of the worst  things I have ever heard!

IN. MY. ENTIRE.  EXISTENCE.

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino graces the  latest  cover of Men’s Fitness magazine. Ya!  Good for him! Mike likes any chance to show off his abs!

That’s a no-brainer.

Gotta point out, they could’ve used a better shot of him!

The expression on his face is BLAH!

Hey, whatever!

It’s better than being behind bars!

Snooki went to court this morning (surprisingly sober)  and received, ha,
her  not-so-large  punishment for being publicly  drunk  two months ago!

You recall?

The judge sentenced her to  2 long  days of community service, on top
of paying 533 dollars. I am  positive that  she’ll be able to pay her fine!

Anyway.

Snooki  really only has one more day of community service to complete since she volunteered at  a zoo in New  Jersey  3  days ago. She is  lucky!!!

The judge counted that as a day of community service!

That being said…

Judge Damian Murray  wasn’t  TOO nice.

He called her rude and self-indulgent. He called her a Lindsay Lohan
wannabe also. Now, that’s pretty damn  harsh.  Like wow,  ouch, haha!

Do you  think the judge was being a lil’ too mean to Snookers?