You know it!

32 year old (hard to believe) Kim Zolciak was spotted in a turquoise
bikini in Miami, Florida yesterday afternoon with her kids. Love her!

She’s such a HOT  mess!

Maybe she should  give Heidi Montag a call.

They’d get along just fine. I’m sure they got lots in common!

…haha!

I’ve been playing Heidi Montag’s [Turn Ya Head] a lot lately from
her debut (and probably last)  album. It’s so  catchy! Can’t help  it!

I think I  need  a psychologist.

It might help my Heidi-music urges go away. For good!

Heidi Montag was spotted stuffing her fug  face with ice cream recently. Girl, slow down there. A cone and a bowl, someone’s got a sweet tooth!

Ha, it’s an obvious publicity stunt!

Then again, when’s it not one  with Heidi?

The media’s reporting she’s depressed and hates herself!

Hmm,  maybe that’s why she’s cramming all those calories  down
her throat. I’m  just  joking, if she is, I  hope she seeks  some  help!

By help…

I don’t mean Spencer!

Wait, that was a dumb question. Of course she is!

Heidi Montag has expressed that she’d like to replace Megan Fox in Transformers 3 since the role’s now  vacant. Yea, Megan got booted!

(see next post)

They should try  and  find some  REAL talent this time around!

Heidi  tweeted the  following:
“Michael Bay…! I love your work! I know what an artistic
genius you are! Cast me in the next Transformers film.”

 Uhm, no comment.

Chances are, it ruined it though.

Haha, here’s  2 more outtakes from Heidi Montag‘s photo shoot for the
upcoming final season (thank God)  of The Hills. Her face looks so bad!

…and stiff!

Sad, I don’t find her as cute as she was before.

What do you think?

Do you  prefer the old Heidi too?

Honestly, I think way  too much plastic surgery’s never good!

Frightening!

Jocelyn Wildenstein (also known as cat woman) was photographed
at LAX Airport recently. As y’all can see, her face is still f*cked up!

I find it kind of  sad.

…and pretty friggin’ funny!

Look who I think’s gonna be the future version of  her below.

That’s right, Heidi Montag!

LMAO.

They seem bigger every time I see them.

Heidi Montag poses above in a new promo pic for the  upcoming season of  The Hills.  The last season, thank God, it’s about time!

I shouldn’t get too damn  excited, there’s still The City!

…but I like [One More Drink] from Heidi Montag’s (poorly received) debut album. It’s a fun  track and  I like  the beat. It’s  so  catchy, yea!

So, tell me, what’s your verdict?

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