Um, how strange!! Heidi Montag was talking about how she wanted to
get rid of her tit implants a few weeks ago. Now, she’s enjoying them!

A lil’ too much.

The professional famewhore tweeted the following today —> 

“Giving myself a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft.”

Too much info girl.

LOL, that’s all I’m going to say for right now!

Yes!

Heidi Montag’s afraid that her new nose is going to fall off. HAHA! So, she’s been wearing surgical tape since she had the surgery performed!

Oh Heidi, you never cease to amaze me!

Here’s what she had to say about her plastic snout —>

“I’ve had my nose tape on 24 hours a day since November. The tape is supposed to keep the swelling down and hold my nose in place the way Dr. Ryan sculpted it. I don’t want my nose to fall off like Michael Jackson’s.”

Uhm, care to comment y’all?

All I know is…

I hope there’s paparazzi around if her nose ever does fall off. LOL!

Yes!

I strangely like Heidi Montag’s music, so I don’t mind! 

The Queen of Plastic has announced via her Twitter that she’s gonna be
recordin’ her sophomore album this summer with Steve Morales. Sweet!

This is quite the surprise!

Especially since her debut album flopped!

HARD.

Anyway, if she really wants to succeed this time around, she needs to step it up musically and she needs to make proper music videos. Ok!! 

What do you readers think?

You know it!

32 year old (hard to believe) Kim Zolciak was spotted in a turquoise
bikini in Miami, Florida yesterday afternoon with her kids. Love her!

She’s such a HOT mess!

Maybe she should give Heidi Montag a call.

They’d get along just fine. I’m sure they got lots in common!

…haha!

I’ve been playing Heidi Montag’s [Turn Ya Head] a lot lately from
her debut (and probably last) album. It’s so catchy! Can’t help it!

I think I need a psychologist.

It might help my Heidi-music urges go away. For good!

Heidi Montag was spotted stuffing her fug face with ice cream recently. Girl, slow down there. A cone and a bowl, someone’s got a sweet tooth!

Ha, it’s an obvious publicity stunt!

Then again, when’s it not one with Heidi?

The media’s reporting she’s depressed and hates herself!

Hmm, maybe that’s why she’s cramming all those calories down
her throat. I’m just joking, if she is, I hope she seeks some help!

By help…

I don’t mean Spencer!

Wait, that was a dumb question. Of course she is!

Heidi Montag has expressed that she’d like to replace Megan Fox in Transformers 3 since the role’s now vacant. Yea, Megan got booted!

(see next post)

They should try and find some REAL talent this time around!

Heidi tweeted the following:
“Michael Bay…! I love your work! I know what an artistic
genius you are! Cast me in the next Transformers film.”

 Uhm, no comment.

Chances are, it ruined it though.

Haha, here’s 2 more outtakes from Heidi Montag’s photo shoot for the
upcoming final season (thank God) of The Hills. Her face looks so bad!

…and stiff!

Sad, I don’t find her as cute as she was before.

What do you think?

Do you prefer the old Heidi too?

Honestly, I think way too much plastic surgery’s never good!

Frightening!

Jocelyn Wildenstein (also known as cat woman) was photographed
at LAX Airport recently. As y’all can see, her face is still f*cked up!

I find it kind of sad.

…and pretty friggin’ funny!

Look who I think’s gonna be the future version of her below.

That’s right, Heidi Montag!

LMAO.

They seem bigger every time I see them.

Heidi Montag poses above in a new promo pic for the upcoming season of The Hills. The last season, thank God, it’s about time!

I shouldn’t get too damn excited, there’s still The City!