When will the madness end?

Heidi Montag re-emerged from oblivion recently in Las Vegas, sans Spencer Pratt, thank God. Hah! And her newest ploy to get publicity
is claiming she gained tons of weight, then lost it all. That’s not it!!

Heidi also revealed that she works out 14 hours a day!

Yea, um…

I do not believe her either, don’t worry!!!

I posted Internet personality Chris Crocker’s  new music video  earlier this week and he somehow read it. And he’s not very  pleased! Hah!

Yeah.

He sent  me and my team the following email —>

“I’m no longer wasting my time with haters,  but I wanna say something. You obviously  don’t know something  good when you see it. My video is better than anything Britney  has put out in a long time and better than anything  GaGa  has ever  put out. It’s daring and sexy.  Your post  only shows one thing. You can’t get enough of Chris Crocker. And by the way, I’d slit my wrists for my fans. They keep me alive. F YOU and get UR facts straight!”

Oh…

I need Kleenex. My feelings are hurt!

NOT.

Get a life douchebag. Your time is up. Actually, it’s been up for a couple
years now. You’re gross in every way. You’ll never be relevant. Accept it!

And PUH-lease. Better than Brit or GaGa! LMAO!!!

It’s not even better than the crappy  videos  Heidi Montag put out!

Definitely not me!

It was  a stupid publicity stunt, the whole time!

Heidi Montag has officially called off her divorce from Spencer Pratt.
I  never thought they were  not together. It was just  a  BIG sham!! Meh!

Wouldn’t the world be a better place  if they both disappeared?

You know,  vanish.

One thing’s for sure, I’d be less annoyed!

Um, how strange!! Heidi Montag was talking about how she wanted to
get rid of her  tit implants  a few weeks ago. Now, she’s enjoying them!

A lil’ too much.

The professional famewhore  tweeted the following today  —>  

“Giving myself a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft.”

Too much info girl.

LOL, that’s all I’m going to  say for  right now!

Yes!

Heidi Montag‘s  afraid that her new nose is going to fall off. HAHA! So, she’s been wearing surgical tape since she had the surgery performed!

Oh Heidi, you never cease to amaze me!

Here’s what she had to say about her plastic snout —>

“I’ve had my nose tape on 24 hours a day since November. The tape is supposed to keep the swelling down and hold my nose in place the way Dr. Ryan sculpted it. I don’t want my nose to fall off like Michael Jackson’s.”

Uhm, care to comment y’all?

All I know is…

I hope there’s paparazzi around if her  nose ever does  fall off. LOL!

Yes!

I strangely like Heidi Montag‘s music, so I don’t mind!  

The  Queen of Plastic has  announced via her Twitter that she’s gonna  be
recordin’ her sophomore album this summer with Steve Morales. Sweet!

This is  quite the  surprise!

Especially since her debut album flopped!

HARD.

Anyway, if she really wants to succeed this time around, she needs to step it up musically  and she needs to  make proper music videos. Ok!!  

What do you readers  think?