Lovely, didn’t even know she released two books already!
My sources are telling me that Ellen DeGeneres has signed a deal with
Grand Central Publishing to put out a third book, uhm, not interested!
You may be, but I’m certainly not!
The book will give readers a look at her life through her humor. Also,
it’ll be released this fall, as I mentioned before, I’m not so interested!
Are you?
It sounds kinda blah!



















