She can’t dance if her life depended on it!

Sources are revealing that Kate Gosselin will dance again on the Dancing with the Stars finale one more time. Hah, fuck my life!!

Literally.

Kate told a media outlet:
“I am dancing a strange combination of two songs.
An old dance, a new dance, and it involves flying.”

Am I supposed to be overjoyed?

Because I’m not!

Miley Cyrus performed her brand new  tune [Can't Be Tamed] on
DWTS last night and she kicked butt.  She  brought her A-game!

In my opinion, she  delivered!

Doesn’t matter that her vocals were  sort of  a bit off. She sang live when
most people lip-synch nowadays.  Miley should be commended for that!

Plus,  the choreography and staging was spot on!

Miley Cyrus was  seen  arriving at a local studio  in Calabasas on Friday.  She  was wearing a white top with cut-off denim shorts!

It doesn’t look like she  was fully awake yet.

Haha!

In related news, it was recently revealed that she’ll be  performing
on ABC’s Dancing with the Stars  tomorrow. OMG!! I’m so  excited!

Do what you got to  do  Nicole, it might not last forever!

Nicole Scherzinger (who will most  likely win DWTS) was  recently seen
walking the red carpet of  some event she hosted in Las  Vegas. COOL!  

Why the hell’s she making that fugly face?

I know it was last week, but I’m still upset  that Pamela Anderson
got the boot on Dancing with the Stars. Um,  I’m  not happy at all!

I’m mad actually.

I  adore her, she’s  freaking funny! I think Niecy Nash should’ve
left. She’s  definitely not as strong as Pamela was. Like, please!

I’m just not watching it anymore!

Yes, Pamela Anderson‘s contributing to a better world!

I’m really  proud of her! The DWTS contestant took the time to  help
a  rehabilitated  pelican go back into the wild  yesterday, thoughtful!

She was  ALL smiles  for  the paparazzi.  She participated in a 3-mile
fundraisin’ walk through the streets of Malibu, California. So nice!

It was  to  support the California Wildlife Center.

I’m totally voting for Pamela Anderson on DWTS!

Uh huh, yes! I know Nicole Scherzinger’s the front-runner at this point,
but Pamela’s not doin’ too bad. Plus, she’s hilarious and such a  blonde!

Love her, haha!

Thank God Kate Gosselin got kicked off. I was  really  getting so
tired of watchin’ her dance like a fish out of water.  She sucked!

Popular Olympic gymnast and DWTS  winner  Shawn Johnson stars in
the latest  Got Milk? ad  campaign for Body By Milk. Yup!  It’s  so cute!    

Now, excuse me while I go get myself a Coca-Cola!

Uh oops, I meant a glass of milk!