Who do U think will take home the mirror ball trophy on Dancing with the Stars tonight? Will it be JR Martinez, Ricki Lake, or Rob Kardashian?

Last night, Rob emerged as the frontrunner!

Good for him.

But do the Kardashians really need another reason to be famous?

Hey, it’s better than gaining 16 pounds, right?

Nancy Grace has shed 16 pounds so far since she began training for Dancing with the Stars. Yea, here’s what she had to say about it —>

“This has been a great side effect to dancing, so I’m happy… I’m feeling good, but I just think women should love their bodies like they are.”

Well spoken!

Don’t think you’ll make the finals, but I wish you tons of luck!

You never know…

Former Hills star and future Dancing with the D-Listers Stars contestant, Kristin Cavallari, rocked a yellow polka dot bikini
at a pool party on Labour Day.

Girlfriend looks great!

Although…

It kinda makes me miss the days on The Hills where the girls would sit around the pool and complain about how much drama is in their lives!!

Sigh.

Regardless, her body sure is bangin’!

What do you think her secret to staying in shape is?

But of course, the idea got tossed!

How predictable.

Sources are saying that execs over at Dancing with the Stars considered
pairing Carson Kressley with a male partner. Yupp! Instead though, they
opted to team him up with dancing veteran Anna Trebunskaya.

One of the show’s exec producers revealed —>

“We thought about it. We try to follow what happens in real ballroom competitions. That was the original intention of the show. And while we are aware that there are same-sex couples, the competitions are usually mixed-gendered. It’s a performance, like actors. We don’t think its odd pairing up dancers with incompatible sexual preferences, but based off abilities. What we try to do is reflect a broad range of the entertainment world in the casting of the show. We’re always trying to find new things that people haven’t seen, new types of stories and that’s what we’ve been doing this season.”

I get their point.

But…

It’d still be dope to see a same-sex couple on the show!

Don’t you agree?

Hmm, maybe one day. We’ll have to see!

Not that I truly care!

Jake Pavelka has  finally moved on from his break-up with Vienna Girardi, and has got himself a new blonde  companion, uhm, meh!

LOL.

He’s now dating Meghan Jones,  a  wedding planner from Texas!

They made their public debut last night at an afterparty for the 200th episode  of  Dancing with the Stars, which I watched! Brandy rocked it!

Anyway, I give them a month! Or  maybe two!

Joan Rivers is out for blood, she’s angry!

Sources are telling me that Joan  was never approached to compete on this season‘s Dancing with the Stars. And she is not pleased about it!

That’s so  unfortunate.

I would have probably watched the show if she was casted!

Here’s what Joan had to say about the snub  —>

“They’ve never asked me, so they can go fuck themselves! I don’t know why because I certainly fall into their old lady category. I would do it for the exercise. Making yourself dance everyday for six hours a day I think would be so great.”

It’s their loss!

Prepare yourselves readers…

It’s  definitely going to  be a yawn-inducing season!

Click HERE to see the final  lineup for the upcoming  boring  season
of Dancing with the Stars. It looks like  it may  be a  snoozefest, ha!

Who do you think is gonna be  the season’s worst dancer?

Hands down, I say Bristol Palin!

She can’t dance if her life depended on it!

Sources are revealing that Kate Gosselin will dance again on the Dancing with the Stars finale one more time. Hah, fuck my life!!

Literally.

Kate told a media outlet:
“I am dancing a strange combination of two songs.
An old dance, a new dance, and it involves flying.”

Am I supposed to be overjoyed?

Because I’m not!