He’s buff!

And actually looks like a young man!

Chris Crocker (known for his cringing Leave Britney Alone video) is now hitting the gym daily and trying to gain muscle for his upcoming career shift into gay porn.

LOL!

Don’t know who would wanna see his naked ass, but whatevs!

I doubt his personality has changed. I bet he’s still a first-class bitch diva, but meh. I could care less, he is nobody now. It is rad to see his slight physical transformation though! 

I posted Internet personality Chris Crocker’s  new music video  earlier this week and he somehow read it. And he’s not very  pleased! Hah!

Yeah.

He sent  me and my team the following email —>

“I’m no longer wasting my time with haters,  but I wanna say something. You obviously  don’t know something  good when you see it. My video is better than anything Britney  has put out in a long time and better than anything  GaGa  has ever  put out. It’s daring and sexy.  Your post  only shows one thing. You can’t get enough of Chris Crocker. And by the way, I’d slit my wrists for my fans. They keep me alive. F YOU and get UR facts straight!”

Oh…

I need Kleenex. My feelings are hurt!

NOT.

Get a life douchebag. Your time is up. Actually, it’s been up for a couple
years now. You’re gross in every way. You’ll never be relevant. Accept it!

And PUH-lease. Better than Brit or GaGa! LMAO!!!

It’s not even better than the crappy  videos  Heidi Montag put out!

Haha, I wish him luck!

[Freak Of Nature] may be somewhat catchy, but the video is dreadful. To boot, Chris is a whiney  a**hole who is ungrateful  for his success!!

Oh and…

Chris  also  does not give a flying f*ck about his fans either. He  needs to realize, he’s  NEVER going to  be known for anything  influential, the end!

How much do you think  he paid that  dude in  the video?

Probably half of  the vid’s  budget: 50 bucks!

Oh Chris Crocker!

What would  we do without you?

Please  watch the YouTube sensation’s new video.  He had me on the
floor laughing so hard. Funny thing, he’s got a point,  watch it guys!

What’re your thoughts on Chris’ new masterpiece?