“I play a farmer. A cow explodes because of its farting ability and out of it come hundreds of piranha, raining down on me. You’ll see how I treat one of them.”

-Actor and former Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew star Gary Busey, on his role in the upcomin’ tits n’ ass horror-comedy film Piranha 3DD.

Umm, okay Gary.

Yupp!!! Estella Warren has checked herself into a residential treatment facility following her DUI last month. Additionally, she faces up to six months in jail for assault charges and resisting arrest. Yea, not good!!

Girl, what were you thinking?

Estella hasn’t done much in the past ten years, maybe it’s time for a stint on Celebrity Rehab! She’s bigger than anyone on that show, ha!

All joking aside, it’s nice to see Estella seeking help!

Very wise decision on his part!

Hah, she  was fired before even  being officially hired!

SUCKS. TO. BE. HER.

Ok! Just  a day after Rachel Uchitel signed on for the upcoming edition
of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, Donald Trump  has dropped her ASS!

Yes y’all…

From being on the next season of The Celebrity Apprentice!

My sources are telling me that  Rachel is shocked  and disappointed with
Donald’s decision, especially since she was seriously being considered!

Read what  Mr. Trump  had to say below —>

“It’s a terrible decision. We have zero interest in her now. Look at what Celebrity Apprentice did for Piers Morgan. He’s getting Larry King’s job. She made a bad mistake. Celebrity Apprentice is a huge show and Celebrity Rehab is not. I have 10 people who want to be on the show for every slot that’s available. I’m moving on.”

So, do  you feel  terrible for the professional ho?

Um, I don’t, she can go  cry me a river!