No, it’s not a tranny  with big tits! Brooke Hogan was spotted strutting around like she’s the hottest  thing ever recently. Yeah um,  like, usual!

Too bad she  doesn’t look at herself regularly in the mirror.

LMAO!

Guess what y’all?

It’s true! Brooke Hogan‘s single everyone!

 Her rep released the following statement:
“Brooke Hogan and Stack$ have split, but remain friends. He was such  a big  part of her life for a long while, and she still cares about him and his family dearly. It’s hard for Brooke!”

Alright boys, Brooke’s available!

…but Brooke Hogan still thinks she’s beautiful!

The failed singer was photographed in a bikini similar to the one she  wore in her pathetic  music video for her  tune  ”Falling”. Yuck!

Must I honestly  say more?

…and I think Brooke Hogan knows it!

Brooke’s sophomore album ‘The Redemption’ didn’t have a chance. Okay! She’s the worst self-promoter ever.  The  music was good and
it’s too bad it didn’t  do well. Anyways, listen up!  She just cancelled
her performance at Party 105’s Mega Jam in NYC this past Saturday
due to anxiety. Weird! It’s not like her to NOT  show up to an event.

SUSPISCIOUS!

Well, I think I found out why. Her record label Sobe Entertainment just dropped her. I reached them for a statement and they declined. Haha!!

Like they’re SO  friggin’ big!

Brooke Hogan surprisingly has some  amazing tunes on her newest album ‘The Redemption’.  I’m  addicted to  ”Trust Me“. It’s a  flavorful summer  song that seems to hit the right spot. Just  give it a listen!

What do you  guys think?

I’ve had Brooke Hogan’s “Handcuffed” on repeat all day.  It’s infectious and downright good stuff. Brooke stepped it up a notch with this one!

What do you Gossip Boy readers think?

It’s HOT!!!!

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Brooke Hogan was  photographed  at an album signing yesterday for her sophomore project ‘The Redemption’. Some  sources tell me  there was a decent amount of  fans who actually  showed  up. Good for Brooke!  Many people can’t stand her, but I must  admit that  her new album’s fantastic.

She needs a new stylist though!