“This  man at a club once told me: If you were a door, I would slam you all night long. I laughed and thought he was crazy.”

-Audrina Patridge, on the  lamest pickup line ever used on her.

Hi everyone!

It’s Stephanie Pratt and Audrina Patridge. They were both spotted spending time together. Probably for their lousy  show! Sad thing,
these  2 get paid  a shitload of money  to be brainless twats on TV.

SO NOT FAIR!

Lo Bosworth, Audrina Patridge and Stephanie Pratt were all spotted spending time together.  All for the show, of course.  I wonder what they’re gossiping about. Oh, yea! They’re probably rehearsin’ lines.

LMAO!

Audrina Patridge was spotted  leavin’ Chris McMillan hair salon
with a friend in Beverly Hills recently. She looked kind of  cute!

Her friend, not so much!

Audrina Patridge was photographed looking  so  smashed over the weekend. She was celebrating her recent birthday. She turned 24!

We thought we’d post a recent  photo of Audrina Patridge.

Actually, we  must be  REALLY bored to post this b*tch!

We posted  a recent photo of  Audrina Patridge.

Uhm, who’s she pointing at?

According to our good  sources, Audrina Patridge is leaving MTV’s The Hills  after the hit reality show’s upcoming fifth season. She  has signed a new deal with Mark Burnett Productions for a  TV show  that, much like The Hills  did for semi-star Lauren Conrad, will follow her personal life.

Mark Burnett told The Hollywood Reporter:
“We are pleased to have the chance to work with Audrina.
She has already proved her star quality, and we can’t wait
to show her fans worldwide the next stage of her career.”

Uhm, no comment!