I’m sure Sophie Monk feels like a smelly steaming pile of cat poo
sometimes. Uh, she hires the paparazzi on a weekly basis to stay somewhat relevant and she still can’t land any decent gigs, haha!

Sophie Monk posing with Santa Clause.

A- “Oh shit! I really hope my fake tan doesn’t rub off on his beard!”

B- “Maybe if I hold this hug for 2 minutes, I’ll be a role model for kids!”

C- “I seriously thought Santa Clause wasn’t real. Guess I was so wrong!”

What one do you think she’s thinking? A, B, or C?

Strugglin’ actress Sophie Monk’s doin’ what she can to get noticed.
She was recently spotted frolicking around a beach in the swimsuit
you see on her above. Uh, I know! She must be intensely desperate!

Z-list actress Sophie Monk was recently spotted arriving somehwhere. You probably have no idea who the heck she is. Let’s keep it that way! 

Sophie Monk was spotted taking a walk with her dog last week. LOL!
She’s mad at the paps! Now she’s obliged to clean up her dog’s poo!

C’mon girl! Use your bare hands!