Ok! James Brown’s illegitimate daughter LaRhonda recently announced
that her dad’s body’s missin’ from his crypt in South Carolina. Uh yup!

Guess what readers? 

She’s so dumb! The lawyer who represents 5 of James’ other children confirms that the body’s still there. Uh! Creating lies about your own dad, that’s super wrong. So, maybe she was illegitimate for a reason!

Corey Haim was taken to Providence Saint Joseph Medical Center in Burbank, California and pronounced dead at 2:15 am very early this
morning. Yeah.. sad! My sources are saying that Los Angeles police
think that Corey’s death may have been due to an overdose. Sucky!

God, only 38 years old.

Tragic! My condolences go out to his family and friends!

This is so tragic!

Actor Andrew Koenig was found dead yesterday of an apparent suicide here in Vancouver. Darn! So sad. The Growing Pains star, who suffered
from severe depression, had been missing for more than 1 week. SAD!

His body was found in Stanley Park.

What do you think drove him to ending his life?

Close sources are telling me that creative genius Alexander McQueen was found hanged in his pad a few days ago. Aww! It’s bein’ reported that he committed suicide, but it’s not confirmed 100% yet. So, yeah!

He was apparently depressed over his mom’s recent death.

Unbelievably friggin’ tragic! 

This is very sad!

J.D. Salinger passed away Wednesday at the age of 91. He was the
author of the well-known The Catcher and the Rye. Yup so sucky!

Well, I hope he’s resting in peace!

It’s still so hard to believe that heiress Casey Johnson died a few days ago, so young! Sources are saying that she’ll be laid to rest on Sunday in New Jersey. Paris Hilton and her sister Nicky are expected to attend the burial and there’s a memorial planned for the followin’ evening, k!

Authorities say there’s no proof of foul play in Casey’s death.

God! She was only 30 years old, such a shame!

This is really sad!

Good sources are telling me that actress Brittany Murphy died Sunday morning in L.A. from cardiac arrest. An assistant chief coroner in L.A. County told the media that she apparently collapsed in her bathroom!

More details coming soon!

She was only 32, doesn’t that just break your heart?

It truly does!

Patrick Swayze died yesterday from pancreatic cancer.

His publicist released the following statement:
“Patrick passed away peacefully today with family at his side after facing the challenges of his illness for the last 2 years.”

He fought a brave fight. He’ll be missed!

Mandy Moore has finally released a statement on the tragic passing of her ex-boyfriend DJ AM. My sources are telling me she’s still in shock.

“I’m absolutely heartbroken. For those of us lucky enough to have known him, Adam radiated a contagious exuberance for life and also personified the very definition of a true friend. To say that Adam will be missed beyond words is a definite
understatement. My heart goes out to all of his loved ones.”

Stay strong!

DJ AM, who fought several battles with drugs in the past and survived
a near-fatal plane crash just last year, passed away yesterday. He was 36 years of age. Adam was found deceased in his NYC apartment. The cause of death has not been released. I’m NOT gonna listen to rumors.

INCREDIBLY SAD!