Yes and I’m somehow not taken aback.

Paris Hilton tweeted a photo of her new purse about a month ago which
appears to be the same purse she had when she was arrested last week!

She claimed it wasn’t hers and that her friend borrowed it to her!

Like, how dumb can she be?

Obviously, lots!

Also…

There are other pics of Paris with the purse before the arrest!

What do you think readers? Is Paris in denial?

Ali Larter looked immaculately radiant at the Japanese premiere
for Resident Evil: Afterlife earlier today. Her baby bump is BIG!!!

Shouldn’t be too long now.

For some reason, I predict that she’s gonna have a boy! 

Oh please!

Paris Hilton has reportedly claimed that she thought a bag of cocaine found in her purse was chewing gum. That is laughable, what a joke!!

That’s the most pathetic excuse I’ve ever heard!

Paris was arrested after her vehicle was pulled over by police in Las Vegas last weekend. She faces felony drug possession charges, ha!

Good!

The heiress was allowed to use the bathroom at a nearby hotel where she asked if she could put some lip balm on. What a HUGE mistake!!!

Oh yes…

Paris apparently opened her purse and the officer spotted the cocaine along with rolling papers and a tablet of Albuterol. So crappy for her!!

The officer reported the following —> 

“I saw a small bindle of what I believed to be cocaine in a clear baggie.”

She is said to have admitted that the papers and Albuterol were hers, but not the purse. Paris denied knowing about the cocaine. Yea, duh!

You remember?

She thought it was gum, of course!

If convicted, Paris could face up to four years behind bars!

Be honest, would you like to see her go to jail?

Here’s the cover art for the first single off Keri Hilson’s upcoming
sophomore album. I love it! Yup, it’s simple, but it works. It does!

Click HERE to listen to [Breaking Point].

The song’s more soulful than any one of her previous tunes!

LOL!

Rihanna visited Madame Tussauds in Washington D.C. recently where she instantly fell in love with a wax figure of herself. Such a fun pic!!!

My sources are revealing that Ciara’s forthcoming album has been pushed back again. That sucks… I’m dying for a new Ciara album!

Not fair.

This is the 4th time that Basic Instinct has been resheduled. Her label’s now hoping to release it on either the 19th or the 26th of October. Yea!

You know what?

Fuck that shit, I’ll believe it when I see it!

Snooki has dumped famewhore Jeff Miranda just 2 days after he made
a marriage proposal on the cover of Steppin’ Out magazine. STUPID!!!!

The guy’s an idiot.

Actually, I’m being polite. He’s a douchebag!

Snooki took to her Twitter page to clear things up —>

“Just want to set the record straight. I’m single and I’m not going to get married!”

Good.

Now go try and find a decent boy!

One who’s not primarily interested in furthering his own agenda!

Joan Rivers is out for blood, she’s angry!

Sources are telling me that Joan was never approached to compete on this season’s Dancing with the Stars. And she is not pleased about it!

That’s so unfortunate.

I would have probably watched the show if she was casted!

Here’s what Joan had to say about the snub —>

“They’ve never asked me, so they can go fuck themselves! I don’t know why because I certainly fall into their old lady category. I would do it for the exercise. Making yourself dance everyday for six hours a day I think would be so great.”

It’s their loss!

Prepare yourselves readers…

It’s definitely going to be a yawn-inducing season!

I reported four days ago that former WWE star Luna Vachon was
found dead in her Florida home. She was loved by many people!

Believe it or not…

I used to watch wrestling when I was young!

And I liked her, she was one tough woman. So, here’s the latest, police found crushed Oxycodone pills and a snorting straw in Luna’s kitchen!

Heartrending!

Sad… they also found multiple prescription bottles and miscellaneous unsecured pills in the master bedroom, too bad she did not seek help!

God, she was too young to die!

Luna’s mother says that her daughter often appeared medicated as she suffered from lots of wrestling injuries. Again, sad. She will be missed!

Kristin Cavallari has found a brand new boy to pester!

Poor him.

She was spotted last night getting close to Chicago Bears quaterback Jay Cutler at a lounge in Chicago. Yup, they were acting like a couple!

(eyes rolling up in my head)

Hope he runs while he still has the chance!