Snooki just tweeted this photo of herself, surrounded by her new book. Snookers should be proud!  A Shore Thing will be out in  2 weeks, holla!!

She also  tweeted  the following  —>

“My book is done! A Shore Thing baby! For all my wonderful fans! January 4th babes! Xoxo”

Will you be getting a copy of  Snooki’s  book?  

Then again, it could be a snoozefest too!

It Books  announced recently  that soap star legend Susan Lucci (from All  My Children) has a memoir coming out next year. Uh,  interesting!

Her book’s currently untitled.

The book  will cover many things about her life and career!

Thoughts???

Here’s the cover of Charlie David’s new book Shadowlands!

LOVE IT.

All  3  HOT  men on the cover  were contestants  in this year’s Vancouver’s
Next Gay Top Model, the  bro with his head on fire won the competition!

His name’s Fraser Barke!

Charlie and I are working on a  huge  film  next month  (that I’m sure
you probably already know about) called Judas Kiss. I am psyched!

Charlie’s one of the lead characters in the flick.

And, I am playing Nate who’s  a Hollywood model-actor!

So  glad  that  I’m able to call  Charlie  a friend. I admire him lots.  Also,
you may even find a review quote from  me (Gossip Boy) in the book!

Click HERE to order yourself a copy.

Do it… now!

It’s a short story collection that’ll leave you wanting more!

Lovely, didn’t even know she released two books  already!

My sources are telling me that Ellen DeGeneres has signed a deal with
Grand Central Publishing to put out a third book, uhm, not interested!

You may be, but I’m certainly not!

The book will  give readers  a look at her life through her humor.  Also,
it’ll be released this fall, as I  mentioned before, I’m not  so  interested!

Are you?

It sounds kinda  blah!

David Archuleta used to be somewhat cute,  but  now he just  looks gross. Maybe  I’m being too mean. Hah  whatever, he’s a has-been!

That’ll never be relevant again!

So anyway…

The singer was spotted signing copies of his new book at Borders in NYC recently.  Hmm, wonder when he’s gonna  step out of the closet!

I know there’s a Queen inside of  him, waiting to be set free!

(rolling my eyes)

My sources are revealin’ to me  that Kristin Cavallari wants to write
a tell-all  book about  The Hills.  Sounds like a snoozefest honestly!

MEH.

Sad part, it’ll probably happen. And  some  pathetic  losers will buy it.
Let me  tell you,  I surely  won’t. I’ll read Lo’s upcoming book instead!

…or even better, I’ll write my very  own book!

About all  these stupid bitches!

Sources are revealing that legendary film critic Roger Ebert‘s writing
a memoir.  Sounds interesting and  insightful!  It does…  I may read it!

It sounds better than Lo Bosworth’s upcoming book.

LOL!

Sorry, I just  had to. Back on topic now!

Yea! The book will talk about  his writing career, his battle with
cancer, and his friendship with the late Gene Siskel. Intriguing!

Look out for it next year.

Any thoughts?

Sources are telling me that Lo Bosworth from The Hills  will soon release a  book called The Lo-Down. Uh, I don’t understand why!

No one even likes her.

She’s the least popular character on the show!

The book’s a datin’ guide  and will feature the trials and tribulations
Lo has faced while dating, along with anecdotes from some  friends!

YAWN.

The book’s  gonna be  released in January, please don’t buy it!