Stop, just please stop!

LMAO, former reality star Lauren Conrad revealed this week that she is following up her Lauren Conrad Style book with Lauren Conrad Beauty!

Original.

She or her assistant wrote the following on her blog —>

“My beauty book will be your ultimate guide for all things beauty. In it, I’ll provide my personal insights, instructions and tips to keep you looking glamorous 365 days a year. I’ll address everything from how your diet affects skincare and fun hairstyles for a night out to one simple thing you can do each day to freshen up your look.”

Don’t know what to say.

Congrats I guess, I ain’t gonna buy the F’in thing!!

Rawrrr!

25 year old Russian model Irina Shayk looks enticing for a forthcoming coffee table book called Culo. The book, a collab between Sean “Diddy” Combs, Interscope chairman Jimmy Iovine, and fashion photog Raphael Mazzucco, features a collection of 248 photos to celebrate the female backside.

So, thoughts?

I can’t wait to peruse through the book!

She’s about to become a full-fledged author too!

The Gilmore Girls and Parenthood star has just had a novel picked up by Random House for publishing. Yeah! Lauren Graham’s debut novel (named You’ll Never Make It) is semi-autobiographical and it’s about an actress in NYC in the mid-nineties searching for her break.

Hmm…

Sounds like a decent read!

Stunning!!!

Wonder what her secret is…

Barbara Eden took time out of her schedule to sign autographs for a couple fans waiting for her outside Good Morning America yesterday, where she was promoting her brand new book. She is a true class act!

Gag.

Really??? Why???

Jesse James has reportedly signed on to write a tell-all book with Gallery Books, an imprint of Simon & Schuster. How wonderful!!!!

Okay, according to many sources, the book, which is currently  titled American Outlaw, will include details about his marriage with Sandra Bullock and his shocking  engagement to famewhore  Kat Von D.

A publication date hasn’t been set yet.

But…

The book is expected to be released sometime this year!

Sandra doesn’t need this. Poor her! Every single day, Jesse gives  me another reason why  I detest him so much. He is  such a douchebag!!

Don’t worry, I rolled my eyes too!

It’s true.

Michael Jackson’s former personal assistant/friend Frank Cascio  has inked a deal with HarperCollins publisher William Morrow to write a memoir!

Frank’s  book, My Friend Michael, will be out later this year  and it
promises to be an “uplifting and definitive” account of MJ. I’ll pass!

I think it’s disgusting that he’s cashing in on Michael’s death!

A true friend wouldn’t do that!

Crazy! Richard Rushfield’s new book American Idol: The Untold Story is
released today and you will  NEVER ever  believe what  is revealed in it!!!!!

In an  excerpt  from the book…

Richard  writes about  the growing tension between Idol creator Simon
Fuller and the nasty  judge that  everyone loves to hate. Oh yes, haha!!

Ready to be shocked?

Simon Cowell was so against returning to  Idol that he turned down
a $130 million a year deal. Holy f*cking God! That’s lots of money!

He must’ve had quite the beef with Mr. Fuller. Damn!

Snooki just tweeted this photo of herself, surrounded by her new book. Snookers should be proud!  A Shore Thing will be out in  2 weeks, holla!!

She also  tweeted  the following  —>

“My book is done! A Shore Thing baby! For all my wonderful fans! January 4th babes! Xoxo”

Will you be getting a copy of  Snooki’s  book?