Then again, it could be a snoozefest too!

It Books announced recently that soap star legend Susan Lucci (from All My Children) has a memoir coming out next year. Uh, interesting!

Her book’s currently untitled.

The book will cover many things about her life and career!

Thoughts???

Here’s the cover of Charlie David’s new book Shadowlands!

LOVE IT.

All 3 HOT men on the cover were contestants in this year’s Vancouver’s
Next Gay Top Model, the bro with his head on fire won the competition!

His name’s Fraser Barke!

Charlie and I are working on a huge film next month (that I’m sure
you probably already know about) called Judas Kiss. I am psyched!

Charlie’s one of the lead characters in the flick.

And, I am playing Nate who’s a Hollywood model-actor!

So glad that I’m able to call Charlie a friend. I admire him lots. Also,
you may even find a review quote from me (Gossip Boy) in the book!

Click HERE to order yourself a copy.

Do it… now!

It’s a short story collection that’ll leave you wanting more!

Lovely, didn’t even know she released two books already!

My sources are telling me that Ellen DeGeneres has signed a deal with
Grand Central Publishing to put out a third book, uhm, not interested!

You may be, but I’m certainly not!

The book will give readers a look at her life through her humor. Also,
it’ll be released this fall, as I mentioned before, I’m not so interested!

Are you?

It sounds kinda blah!

David Archuleta used to be somewhat cute, but now he just looks gross. Maybe I’m being too mean. Hah whatever, he’s a has-been!

That’ll never be relevant again!

So anyway…

The singer was spotted signing copies of his new book at Borders in NYC recently. Hmm, wonder when he’s gonna step out of the closet!

I know there’s a Queen inside of him, waiting to be set free!

(rolling my eyes)

My sources are revealin’ to me that Kristin Cavallari wants to write
a tell-all book about The Hills. Sounds like a snoozefest honestly!

MEH.

Sad part, it’ll probably happen. And some pathetic losers will buy it.
Let me tell you, I surely won’t. I’ll read Lo’s upcoming book instead!

…or even better, I’ll write my very own book!

About all these stupid bitches!

Sources are revealing that legendary film critic Roger Ebert’s writing
a memoir. Sounds interesting and insightful! It does… I may read it!

It sounds better than Lo Bosworth’s upcoming book.

LOL!

Sorry, I just had to. Back on topic now!

Yea! The book will talk about his writing career, his battle with
cancer, and his friendship with the late Gene Siskel. Intriguing!

Look out for it next year.

Any thoughts?

Sources are telling me that Lo Bosworth from The Hills will soon release a book called The Lo-Down. Uh, I don’t understand why!

No one even likes her.

She’s the least popular character on the show!

The book’s a datin’ guide and will feature the trials and tribulations
Lo has faced while dating, along with anecdotes from some friends!

YAWN.

The book’s gonna be released in January, please don’t buy it!

The cover of Laura Bush’s new memoir Spoken From The Heart does
not sit right with me. It’s downright creepy. Yea, um, she looks evil!

Thoughts???

This is very sad!

J.D. Salinger passed away Wednesday at the age of 91. He was the
author of the well-known The Catcher and the Rye. Yup so sucky!

Well, I hope he’s resting in peace!

…and that person’s Stephenie Meyer!

On March 16th, you can buy Twilight: The Graphic Novel, Volume 1 when the first printin’ of 350, 000 copies hit stores everywhere.