Oh please!

Paris Hilton has reportedly claimed that she thought a bag of cocaine found in her purse was chewing gum. That is laughable, what a joke!!

That’s the most pathetic excuse I’ve  ever heard!

Paris  was arrested after her vehicle was pulled over by police in Las Vegas last weekend. She faces felony drug possession charges, ha!

Good!

The heiress was allowed to use the bathroom at a nearby hotel where she asked if she could put some lip balm on.  What a  HUGE  mistake!!!

Oh yes…

Paris  apparently opened her purse and the officer spotted the cocaine along with rolling papers and a tablet of Albuterol.  So  crappy for her!!

The officer reported the following  —>  

“I saw a small bindle of what I believed to be cocaine in a clear baggie.”

She  is  said to have admitted that the papers  and Albuterol  were hers, but not the purse.  Paris denied knowing about the cocaine. Yea,  duh!

You remember?

She thought it was gum, of course!

If convicted,  Paris could face up to four years behind bars!

Be honest, would you like to see  her go to jail?