Oh please!

Paris Hilton has reportedly claimed that she thought a bag of cocaine found in her purse was chewing gum. That is laughable, what a joke!!

That’s the most pathetic excuse I’ve  ever heard!

Paris  was arrested after her vehicle was pulled over by police in Las Vegas last weekend. She faces felony drug possession charges, ha!

Good!

The heiress was allowed to use the bathroom at a nearby hotel where she asked if she could put some lip balm on.  What a  HUGE  mistake!!!

Oh yes…

Paris  apparently opened her purse and the officer spotted the cocaine along with rolling papers and a tablet of Albuterol.  So  crappy for her!!

The officer reported the following  —>  

“I saw a small bindle of what I believed to be cocaine in a clear baggie.”

She  is  said to have admitted that the papers  and Albuterol  were hers, but not the purse.  Paris denied knowing about the cocaine. Yea,  duh!

You remember?

She thought it was gum, of course!

If convicted,  Paris could face up to four years behind bars!

Be honest, would you like to see  her go to jail?

Here’s the cover art for the first single off  Keri Hilson’s upcoming
sophomore album.  I  love  it! Yup,  it’s simple, but it  works. It does!

Click HERE to listen to [Breaking Point].

The song’s more soulful than any one  of  her previous tunes!

LOL!

Rihanna visited Madame Tussauds in Washington D.C. recently where she instantly fell in love with a  wax figure of herself.  Such a  fun pic!!!

My sources are revealing that Ciara’s  forthcoming album has been pushed  back  again. That sucks… I’m dying  for a new Ciara album!

Not fair.

This is the 4th time that Basic Instinct has been resheduled. Her label’s now  hoping to release it  on either the 19th or the 26th of October. Yea!

You know what?

Fuck that shit, I’ll believe it when I see it!

Snooki has dumped  famewhore Jeff Miranda just  2 days after he  made
a marriage proposal  on the cover of  Steppin’ Out magazine.  STUPID!!!!

The guy’s an idiot.

Actually, I’m being polite. He’s a douchebag!

Snooki took to her Twitter page to clear things up —>

“Just want to set the record straight. I’m single and I’m not going to get married!”

Good.

Now go  try and find a decent boy!

One who’s not primarily interested in  furthering his own agenda!

Joan Rivers is out for blood, she’s angry!

Sources are telling me that Joan  was never approached to compete on this season‘s Dancing with the Stars. And she is not pleased about it!

That’s so  unfortunate.

I would have probably watched the show if she was casted!

Here’s what Joan had to say about the snub  —>

“They’ve never asked me, so they can go fuck themselves! I don’t know why because I certainly fall into their old lady category. I would do it for the exercise. Making yourself dance everyday for six hours a day I think would be so great.”

It’s their loss!

Prepare yourselves readers…

It’s  definitely going to  be a yawn-inducing season!

I reported four days ago that  former WWE star  Luna Vachon  was
found dead  in her Florida home. She was loved by many people!

Believe it or not…

I  used to watch wrestling when I was young!

And I liked her, she was one tough woman. So, here’s the latest, police found crushed Oxycodone pills and a snorting straw in  Luna’s kitchen!

Heartrending!

Sad… they also found  multiple prescription bottles and miscellaneous unsecured pills in the master bedroom, too bad she did not seek help!

God, she was too young to die!

Luna’s mother  says that her daughter often appeared medicated as she suffered from  lots of  wrestling injuries.  Again, sad. She will be missed!

Season 7′s gonna be good, me thinks!

Very good.

Check out this latest  promo for Desperate Housewives!

As I mentioned before, Vanessa Williams is  now  a  housewife y’all.
HA! Can’t wait to see her in action.  I’m sure she won’t disappoint!  

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