Lovely, didn’t even know she released two books  already!

My sources are telling me that Ellen DeGeneres has signed a deal with
Grand Central Publishing to put out a third book, uhm, not interested!

You may be, but I’m certainly not!

The book will  give readers  a look at her life through her humor.  Also,
it’ll be released this fall, as I  mentioned before, I’m not  so  interested!

Are you?

It sounds kinda  blah!