Love it! Love her! Love everything!

Dakota Fanning showed up to the premiere of her latest movie
(yes, Eclipse) looking like  a million dollars. She looked  superb!

Don’t y’all agree?  

Dear Lord!

Tila Tequila was  spotted at an event the other day showing everyone that she’s still the biggest famewhore to ever walk the earth. Hahah!

Funny thing, she still thinks she’s a D-list celeb!

She’s  been a  Z-lister for a while  now.

She should give Shauna Sand and Phoebe Price a call. They all have
lots  in common.  Yupperz!  I’m not even going to  begin to say what!  

Sweet! The divorce between Sandra Bullock and Jesse James has been finalized.  Some people thought she’d give him another chance, nope!

Not happening. Never! It’s done!

The former couple signed  all the papers  last week! GOOD.

Because they’re now married!

Yes. I know.

Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox are now married. The couple tied the knot at the Four Seasons Resort in Hawaii last week. Um,  I’m surprised!

I thought Megan wanted to wait a long time!

She probably decided it was smart to marry him since her last few films have bombed at the box-office. She’s going downhill and she knows it!

Plus, I’m sure she’d like a piece of  Brian’s  90210 pie! $$$$

And that’s still putting it kindly.

Here is a preview of Bristol Palin‘s (Sarah Palin’s daughter)  appearance
on ABC Family’s The Secret Life of the American Teenager. So horrific!

LOL!

Bristol  was flat, monotone, and just plain awful!

Eclipse finally premiered during a celebrity-infested night of the 2010
L.A. Film Festival held at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles 4 days ago!

No, I wasn’t there.

Too busy planning my  Toronto trip, leaving tomorrow!

Anyway, damn,  Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner looked gorgeous
walking down the black carpet. They looked handsome in their suits!

So, who do  YOU think looked better?

Ok! During an interview on the UK’s Graham Norton Show recently, Katy  Perry  let slip that she may have already married Russell Brand!

Uh huh.  

She said: “Life’s never dull with him, that’s why I married him!”

Before you let your jaw drop in disbelief…

Katy quickly  corrected herself after hearing  the audience gasp!

She  added:  ”That’s why I’m marrying him!”

Suspicious, any thoughts?

Do you think the odd  couple got secretly married?