(rolling my eyes)

My sources are revealin’ to me  that Kristin Cavallari wants to write
a tell-all  book about  The Hills.  Sounds like a snoozefest honestly!

MEH.

Sad part, it’ll probably happen. And  some  pathetic  losers will buy it.
Let me  tell you,  I surely  won’t. I’ll read Lo’s upcoming book instead!

…or even better, I’ll write my very  own book!

About all  these stupid bitches!