Rumors are going around that Howard Stern’s (yeah, you read that right)
set to replace Simon on American Idol. Ok, I know what you’re thinking!

…HELL NO!

Thank God for the Parents Television Council!

The President of the PTC just released the following:
“With AI’s enormous popularity with family audiences, I hope that Fox will dismiss the rumors and announce that it has no intention of adding to the show one of the most profane and sexually-explicit performers of the broadcast medium. Yea!”